Finished Folds (3021—3040)
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7smudging himself with Beth-Anne's unitard, which was still smoldering from her mishap with the cigarette. She really shouldn't have tried the Mata Hari approach. After a short howl
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5"Not so fast," said the farmer as he eyes the Dark Lord's satin cape, "Sarah-Belle won't give milk unless somebody reads from the Bible." Again the dark hordes gasped. They had
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7"I don't care what you wear, just as long as I get my money," said Shelley, adjusting his confederate army hat indignantly. My horsemeat hat had begun to rot and I had to throw it
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4Monkeyman climbed up onto the judge's podium and gave him a kiss on the lips. "Is that liquor I smell on your breath?" the judge asked. "Is that a baloney sandwich I smell on yours
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3being the only planet ever to manufacture furry tires. Every year a festival is held on Galagamagungamush whereby billions of vehicles enjoy a soft, fuzzy ride. But the animals on
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6buttock in a hammer-lock and pulled it off. I put up a half-assed struggle as he tried to get a toe-hold on his discarded arm, but I twisted him away from it. "I demand the right
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3mean man in the third row started yelling "Get off the stage!" repeatedly. So I pointed my laser sword at him and said "You want a taste of this, fellah?" and zapped him into
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4Katy was sent to prison and later was sentenced to death by lethal concoction, which she refused to drink. For six days she sat there with ten saltines before she swallowed it.
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7-e land of Oz there are no doctors. Only witches and wizards, and that's not the same thing. So Dorothy and Aunt Em had no-where to go when their canker sores became fatal.
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4forgotten. Time was now stretched out of shape like a rubber Barbra Streisand mask that Orson Wells had used as an adult diaper. It was flaccid and smelly. Awful, really.
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4-eers rushed in to wheel the faces to the official's beckoning. The faces protested, saying that they had no intention of taking him up on his offer. They wheeled them off a cliff.
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3my shadow, strolling down the avenue. Alone, but in the bosom of nature. Birds were singing. Trees were blooming. Let others stare at their screens, we were staring into God's eye.
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4my consciousness. "Are you Dr. Zgffhvbjjry?" I asked myself. "Yes, but I have given up the practice," I answered. I left me standing there and hopped to the edge of the universe.
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6- I am Winnifred the obsessive-compulsive sea unicorn! Tra-lala, watch me dance upon the waves... but it turned out I was just me, staring into a cup of cold coffee. How long had I
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2after work?" She smiled graciously but inside she was so tired of hearing the same line night after night. "I have to take my grandmother to have her nails clipped," she answered.
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6Neddy Potts, and had made her name in cheap Burlesques pouring water down her nose while wearing skimpy outfits. Macy knew this, but he still wanted to marry her. He knew that if
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6In the end Timmy cleaned up the mess, but he made the dog wear adult diapers for the rest of his life, which suited him just fine. He thinks he's people. In adult diapers.
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3a pair of cheap government Odor Eater Insoles to each tax payer in lieu of tax returns. For most of a month, the nation was without stinky feet. But the people were not as pleased
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5That very night, after pooping on the dining room carpet, Buddy set out alone in search of The Good Boy. He walked until his paws hurt and he was hungry. He had gone four blocks.
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3pink eyes. Indeed, as it was apple blossom time, the pollen was terrible and everyone had pink eyes. Still, they made the best of it, and walked down the aisle and into the future.