Finished Folds (3041—3060)
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5I knew as soon as the red-eyed rickshaw driver ran past all the pubs and straight out of town that I had made my fatal mistake. As he veered around a corner, I leapt out of the
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4All except the Bat News Channel. "I've got good news and bat news" the anchorbat began, but never got through the story because the camerabat got a case of the giggles. So it goes.
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3in the cabbage patch, I wondered. All I could think of was fresh vegetables and making whoopie and whether or not Mr. MacGregor would catch me. It was a fine state of affairs.
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3armpits where they began to whir their wings. In no time at all I was flying high over the city, laughing at how much they tickled. Later they dropped me in the river. I survived.
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4As the unfired bricks fell through the water they returned to their original mud, and landed on Shark Lady with an unsettling series of plops. Luckily she was on her meds that day.
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4they arrived unbroken in their crate, to the destination that the gods had sent them. When Hoa and Alfred climbed from the box, they found themselves in the British Virgin Islands.
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6muster, the FOLDINGDTORY will be featured on the HOME PAGE list of successful entries. People from near and far may read and admire it. (Well, the twelve of us who play, anyway.)
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3her dreams of being the next Big Bill Bissonnette, sure that her trombone was going to take her there. One overcast day on Bourbon Street, as she was busking for coins, a tall man
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2I had fully transformed into a mouse and was incapable of any thought beyond sex and cheese. The thought police thus had very little to go on, and left for lunch an hour later.
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6, then point down as feet shuffled out to sea, careful not to become entangled in the sarong. When the waves went over my head I was gone. What's sarong about that?
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3much we look in the mirror. The resulting ratio should indicate how desperately we need to get over ourselves and get back to work. The success rate is listed at 3%. Beat the odds.
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4They were all cute, bright eyed and bushy tailed, but he never saw this as his face crunched in the pterodactyl's mighty jaws. Perhaps it was better that way.
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6The family ate happily having staved off hunger yet again, and content in the knowledge that Dave's mongrel would not keep them up all night with it's barking. Just indigestion.
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4You may be empty, but the organ thief donates your heart to little children and puppies and ducklings who need one. These wee creatures fill those hearts with gratitude, unlike
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2"That tears it!" God boomed at us, "Stop shooting down my angels! We cannot afford downtime!" And with that, the guns in our hands melted, leaving nasty burns. Then God gathered up
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4-nds to mate with other unibrows. Now, after years of being asked if he had a caterpillar on his forehead, he was finally browless! At first it seemed like a miracle, until he
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6all things pink and lacey! All cupids must now evacuate the area! (And evacuate they did. Do you know how hard it is to get puti poo off of your clothes?) By now the police had sho
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13-ng. They had overpriced rhinestones, but it was imperative that rhino Jenny get these baubles in order to hide her nose-horn. The ghost of Liberace offered to pay the difference,
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4-key's birthday. Chim-chim was very excited because his birthday was next and he couldn't wait to see what crazy costume Mom would come up with this time. Maybe one with bananas
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5are multi-orgasmic, from the Queen Mother to Susan Boyle. "Cor!" they all shout, and then a cup of tea later and they're ready for more. But they're also very picky about with whom