Finished Folds (3061—3080)
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2uses them to tan the hides of tiny shrews and mice so that she can make clothes and housewares for her Neanderthal Barbie Doll. Barbie has never looked so much like Raquel Welsh in
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4-on was over, the auctioneer having sold every piece of taxidermy in the place. The buyers drove off with their stuffed raccoons and bears, and all that was left was a piece of
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5an alternative universe, and she followed it. In this new world, Pansy was a celebrated author. She had many books published and another exhausting book tour ahead of her. She
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1once more and Merde put on a pair of sunglasses and stuck his tongue out at me as he tried to push me off a bridge. But I wouldn't budge. Then Merde tried to kick me into a volcano
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3His kind died out when it was discovered that women weren't all that interested in riding with orangutans in trucks. Eventually the orangutans had to do all of the driving, and the
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3They were a family of pelicans who nested in the Sith Lord's chimney and left offerings of processed food on his car. Finally, the Sith Lord had had enough, and
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5vagrant a ride on their sleigh, thinking he was Jesus. He wasn't. When they got home the strange hippie sauntered into Santa and Mrs. Claus' home and refused to leave. They had to
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2in the seats of their trousers after eons of locating and identifying all those heavenly bodies. "Well boys, " Dt. Perronicus said to them, "looks like it's cosmic laundry day."
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2shook him to the core. "Stella....!" Stan hollered to no-one in particular, "Why can't people use proper quotation marks?!" but no answer came from the dingy alleyway outside his
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6and off to the sparkling ocean where the sea-monkeys played, he decided that it was all for the best. So he left a note for Beth-Anne, saying that he was off to join the Navy.
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4...naw, let me start over. It was a bright and sunlit night. Both the moon and the sun were in the sky, as sometimes happens. Geekers the Nerdy Clown was studying his algebra. His
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8-rely had time to put out the salad forks when all the place settings were re-arranged again. The pudding spoons were in the floral arrangement and the butter knives were in the
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2that few have known before: the freedom to place their belly button lint and ear wax into a missile and shoot it at whomever said 'boo' to them. But their persnickety tech guy
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4wear ballet shoes?" "What are you talking about?" said Wombat. "You said that the marsupial would be en point." "No, I said he will be point on," said Wombat. They glared at
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5, even going so far as to wind herself in Christmas lights, but they got tangled in her wool and prevented her from grazing more than two feet from the electrical outlet. She
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6would pound his face until he was sitting in the trunk. Elaine was large, yes, but her extra padding made her ideal for working on the Mustang's engine. Plus, she didn't even need
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3The Little Prince's rose felt neglected and was getting cranky. "We never go anywhere," she grumbled from beneath her glass cloche. It had never occurred to the Prince to dig her
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4that Grandma had fallen off the swing, but Grandpa wasn't buying that story. Grandpa grabbed his musket and marched down to Terence the Troll's lair and had words with him.
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8Clovis, their redneck neighbor, shot the rare Pokemon off the roof and into his pig-roasting pit, where it sizzled a song fittin' fer an angels choir. It was good eating, even
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2"And yea, ye shall know the faithful by the amount of sputum upon them," Reverend Dristan told the congregation as he passed the tissues around. Sister Mary Nosehair swooned in the