Finished Folds (3101—3120)
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4But the pee in my pants caused them to shrink and I found I could not walk. So I hopped to the nuclear missile silo and demanded to be let in and allowed to launch them. The guard
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6Yayoi Kusama, who was making a mirrored art installation inside the anaconda's stomach. "Only five people allowed at a time," she said, gesturing at the other five people in there.
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6and scratching at fleas so tiny that only a spider could have them. I turned on the lights, turned up the furnace and gave my spider a flea dip. He squirmed and shot silk at me,
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2-m Uncle Stewart, who thinks that alcohol is the devil's handmaiden, whatever that means. We keep having to dive under the table to conceal our giggle fits. Uncle Stew is steamed.
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2of hair fell from his old head and left him as bald as a cue-ball. It was a good look for him, plus he saved so much on shampoo that he was able to afford new cages, but no birds.
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4-to flapping and he found himself leaving the ground and flying into the air. Below him, a farmer was shaking a fist at him, but he knew he'd never be caught. He was free at last.
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3He followed her down to a train in a station where plasticine porters wore looking-glass ties. He looked for the girl with the sun in her eyes, but she was gone. To Cleveland.
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3Marie, at Boingeaux's House of Questionable Beef, had a big heart and fed him beef heart from a cow that had died from an enlarged heart. The two got married and died soon after.
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9a sow's ear. It takes years of study at the Culinary Institute of America. (But by that time Mr. Burns had swallowed his Italian suede change purse and was fast asleep.)
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4, all I can suggest is to keep doing it until you get the hang of it. Unless you get bored. Or discouraged. Then go in the other room and have some saltines and watch a rerun of
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9Once, when Mama Gumba tried to steal the zombie bluesman's guitar I turned myself into a ghostly harmonica and tangled myself into her hair until she went crazy and jumped into
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6instead decided to use the extra Popemobile space to open a small hot dog stand. That way Plotinus could make some dough selling fast food to the masses en route to mass. The stand
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2They laughed s hard they forgot who was being put to rest and buried Uncle Paul, who had fallen asleep in the front pew. "Don't he look natural," they said. Bur Paul snored and was
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2and my friend Dora threw it out the window five times because she had to lose five pounds. What a waste of cake! It was worthless after that, except to the pigeons. My career as a
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4My sever dyslexia caused me to write the address incorrectly, so the Pope's spirit was sent all over the world before it finally made it back to me. meanwhile, the Pope had been
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5might die before the rest of the face, as in the case of frostbite or gangrene, but never in all my days have I seen a nose that was born before the rest of the face. I will take
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3, but in the morning Granny Sue did not wake me up in time for class and I was late, cursing her all the way to the university, Late I found out she had died in her sleep. Good old
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4in the end they decided that the punch smelled funny and they decided to pour it down the sink and make a new batch. Chince was disappointed that he wouldn't be able to watch the
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4before I pass out, you loud infant!" I gasped at her. The last thing I saw before everything went black was her huge brown eyes filling with tears. I hadn't meant to hurt her. She
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5he met Mildred and fell in love and suddenly the world was a sunny place again. "I'd like to ask you to be Mrs. McGurk," he said to Mildred three minutes later. She was so