Finished Folds (3141—3160)
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4Grandma thumped Grandpa on the head as he slugged back the corn squeezings and said,"Taint preserved, just pickled!" and the two of them laughed like rusty pullies. The zombie was
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5The other folders cowered together and peered fearfully towards the skies. They heard a great rumbling like a tornado and the Folding Gods came falling through the clouds, drunk.
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4Tavern and were exceedingly pissed. "So I says to her, "Drink Me"," said the Hatter, and the White Rabbit laughed so hard her harked all over his new shoes. Mary Ann was not amused
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3used it to wipe the guts off the subway wall. He studied them carefully. "Looks like cockroaches have invaded this sub shop," the proud Det. Manatee announced. No one was terribly
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4But after they stuck Frodo's feet in fat, they rolled them in breadcrumbs and started up the deep fryer. "No!" shouted Frodo, "I haven't shaved them yet!" The orcs looked startled.
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5up with his "Love Boat" DVD collection. Then I totally lose it. Stupid Jodey thinks everyone loves "Love Boat" until the laughter in the yard turns into screaming and the police
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3Too bad his hairy hands were so tiny! But no matter. His Bigfoot passion more than made up for it. We got married later that year, even though Cheetah the Chimp advised us to wait
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1Heartless, the Soul-less, the Stupid, and the Otherwise Tin of Ear. It sold millions of copies, all of which stayed in their shrink wrap and were eventually re-sold as gag gifts.
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4It had been so long since she'd last donned it that it no longer fit. In a fit pf pique it dawned on her that she ought to have been more concerned, or at least had elastic put in.
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2the only cup shape that are gonna hoist up those man-boobs, Mr. President, sir. That would make a nice topper for your I-Can't-Believe -It's-a-Presidency Girdle. Suits you to a T.
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1really stump one's motivation. Even now I am wondering why I am bothering to finish this story right now instead of 400 years from now. I mean, where's the fire? Oops, it's here.
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6-and up in court? Perry Mason shook his head gravely. No. No, it would not. So he climbed out of the trash and hosed down the kids and took their mom to dinner. No big whoop.
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7ate, they could never break free of their chains simply by gaining weight. They finally phoned the janitor and he got a hacksaw and soon the chains were off, but they were obese.
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1pulling down his pants and showing them his pimply behind. That shut them up, but good. Still, no-one was interested in being his friend. Stan sat alone in the common room,
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5a diamond the size and shape of a screech owl before. Weirder still, it began to screech. He grabbed it and stowed it away in his lumberjack shirt before the others could see
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5that my mother's cooking lacked vision, what he really meant was that the hot peppers made his eyes water so much that he became legally blind. He had meant it as a compliment.
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2As he fell into a drug-induced slumber, the music came to him again in a dream. He struggled with consciousness in an attempt to transpose it to paper, but could not awaken. All he
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2e checked himself into the nicest lunatic bin he could find, Club Mad. Club Mad had designer straightjackets and rubber rooms overlooking the ocean. Sure, it was expensive, but
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3clearance aisle, squabbling over expired bakery goods with gloppy icing, and over nose-hair removers priced at a mysterious 69 cents. Two women tugged on the same bag of hairnets.
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2every time they got into this same doggoned situation. Every single stinking time! No wonder it seemed like eternity. Nothing ever changed to set them in an alternate universe.