Finished Folds (3201—3220)
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1cold day in Hell when I would listen to that recording. Oddly enough, it turned out to be rather a pleasant experience, listening to the music and watching the demonic snow fall.
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0But what really melted my heart was when the snow babies melted by the fire and all the little mouselings came out with bowls and fruit syrup and everyone had sno-cones. Hurray!
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3-p around like Aunt Ginnie's underarms, but they were spectacularly toned. They flew off the page, unleashed into the world, and scared the dickens out of evil spirits everywhere.
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2-ed from this world, but they had appeared in another world, and went on to live fulfilling lives as artists and statesmen. They were still referred to as "minions", though.
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4that the world had ended, but it turned out it was only a story. This story. Now, as the end approached, Miles wondered what it was all for, but McManus had no answer for him.
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3you a nice feeling, knowing that they haven't forgotten you even if you are all wadded up and tied to a boat. It could be worse. Maybe.
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6could enlighten humankind forever: how to control its violent instincts. She undoes the latch just as the eternal dinner gong sounds. She puts it down, unopened. Maybe later.
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4ever going to marry anyone other than each other, and that they would live together forever, existing only on soul food, beans and rice, and slake their thirsts only with love.
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4Squawkers lay there a long time, watching the daylight build upon the bedroom wall and wondering if he would ever learn to just shut the hell up and let things be.
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4"Hey tigers! You're ugly!" Bill yelled at them, but it didn't bring them down. They pounced upon Bill and had him for brunch., just as they had been brought up to do.
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4What was afoot was that the waiter's foot was now in a puddle of dog-catcher urine and I no longer had an appetite. I left that restaurant and sauntered down the street, free.
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3"No, no, leave them as they are," he replied, which calmed Karla down quite a bit. After she showered, the two had brunch and discussed the possibility of peace between nations.
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4the tundra back when the whole world seemed as innocent as the summer wildflowers. Now my mind id poluted with the facts of the day and even the flowers seem dark with worry.
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8the puddle that was once Molten Man. "I got you under my skin," I sang to him as I was hurried to the cardiac ward for a quick adjustment to my now sputtering heart.
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3Odonimous for drinks at the Ultra Space Bar and Liquors in the Horse Head Nebula. Orindilla had known about his crush on her ever since they met in a crowded black hole.
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4As he slept, Jackjack had the most peculiar dream: Zsa Zsa Gabor was calling to him from a shoe store in the afterlife. "I don't know how to measure feet!" he tried to tell her.
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2His pieces were shown at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in a show called "Disarray: A Yuke Retrospective". Visitors to the exhibit were encouraged to throw things on the floor
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3to pay an army of anal-retentives to protect Gandalf's Sinsemilla Fields from disease, insects, and ravaging, roving hoards of pot-head pirates. The Miracle-Gro we added to the
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4so stoned that we thought 9th Street was a giant conveyor belt and that we were Lucy and Ethel. We tried to put the moving cars into our mouths, hats and blouses. The police came
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6pay dearly when they catch wind of my youtube video of a cat dancing the hootchy-cootchy wearing nothing but a tasseled bra with multiple cups for to cover all it's kitty nipples.