Finished Folds (3221—3240)
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7made me golden. She made me flavorful. And when she finally iced and sliced and ate me with those perfect teeth of hers, I thanked the day I became her cake. Her insides were too
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3sea monkeys with a sense of rhythm. He hadn't predicted that finding sea monkeys that could actually hear music would be so difficult. He finally gave up and threw some chimps into
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4My first album, "Shoe bee doo", was largely ignored by critics who didn't understand the significance of percussion pieces created by stomping in insect manure. My second album was
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13, or do I really mean putrefaction? Oh, I am so caught up in it I can't remember what I mean. Okay, so the lead character is in love with a cloud that is lit by the sun's dying ray
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7and stood in barrels of their own bodily products as they desperately tried to catch up to the highest leaderboard posters. Once a day they were hosed down by a scary clown, but on
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7but later when we found out she was wearing falsies we didn't know who to trust. Finally we settled on the morbidly obese guy in the 11th row. At least his tits were real.
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5Guy rolled his eyes at her, and she rolled them back. It was the way they passed the time there in their comfy little double-wide coffin at the edge of the eternal woods.
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3the 10th, which simply read "And they all lived happily ever after before they all died because they blew up." The previous folders shook their heads and swore never to "like" it.
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4Being fond of M&Ms, Murray the Mandrill had an idea. He would blow up the M&M factory with the dynamite and then just leap into a nearby jungle and wait for the judges to go away.
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2left ear. The Chinese medicine began its work and within two weeks he was not only pain-free, but grammatically correct. But he had to comb around the pin behind his ear.
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2ghtered. There was no blood, they had died of fright. Burger King bought their remains and made them into burgers. Pretty soon no-one was left but vegetarians. Like me.
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4too busy playing with their rubber duckies to take notice. In the end Cactus 922 sued the water police and stuck his spines in their duckies. They cried chlorinated tears.
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2I pulled them from the pool and blotted their wings dry. In return for that favor they gave me a magic faerie potion for curing hangovers. I have enough left for one more bender.
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5Oh, the innuendo! When all was said and done and eaten for lunch, the two were crowned as Mr. and Mrs. Obese Erotic America and went on a tour of the U.S. to promote their book:
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4passed out from an overdose of hormones, which inflated his ego even more. Now the size of a dirigible, it lifted him over the crowds of swooning fans and up towards the moon. He
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6I went back to the seedy bordello where she had been working all those years. "Darling, I was wrong about you," I said to her, offering her a ring. "What do you want me to do for
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4yourself to the circular nature of nature and none of the other details are that important. You can let go and enjoy the ride. Even when people are cruel, just remember that they
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5brown liquid proved to be irresistible to Tsing Tsing, who began licking Ling Ling's head. "Go with it! Beautiful!" I said as I snapped more photographs. Soon they pushed me out of
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6handed us each a pair of steel jointed hip waders. As we stepped into the peat-bog we could hear the piranhas clanging into us from every angle. I started to freak out, but soon I
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5" Immediately I felt the machine heave like an elevator and I knew we were moving. "Hey Flo," I said, "to what time period are we going? I didn't make a selection!" I felt my face