Finished Folds (3241—3260)
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8The wine robot felt that there really ought to have been a red wine offered, since there was beef on the menu, but didn't feel it was his place to complain. "May I suggest the rose
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5"I'll be hog-tied!" said Aunt JoJo. Uncle Bob and Aunt JoJo were married for four magical months until she left town with the only man in town with a beard longer than hers.
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4He lifted her bridal veil and she opened his pizza box. "Hey!" she exclaimed, "I ordered onions and garlic!" From above, Eros sent a shish kebob of the missing ingredients. Saved!
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1But she did not want to be responsible for all wisdom, so she turned and walked away. Maybe that was the wisest thing to do at that point, anyway.
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5I offered the Middle English cooks my middle finger. Alarmed, they backed away from me. "Hex us not!" wimpered Abigail, her ample wimple withering from the sweat on her brow.
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4Medusa, however, had never learned to read Old English, so the recipe was Greek to her. She decided to improvise. A cup of minotaur sputum. Three Roc eggs. A pack of Mentos.
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3, and indeed the baby kangaroos did look like rats, but I didn't know they acted like them, too. "You've lead an insulated life!" I snarled at them as their heads disappeared back
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3Pogens!" Mr. Valkyries was crestfallen. "How did you figure that out?" he asked. "Simple," boomed Zeus, "you Germanic types put Pogens in everything. But you win for flavor!"
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6Into the carrier she went, and off to the stinking veterinarian. The next morning she woke up in a plastic e-collar with the fur shaved off her tum. The fiends! They had removed
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6that it was not truly a work of art, but just a piece of propagandist sculpture. The gold bust would have hung its head, but it was too rigid. Gold tear welled up in its eyes.
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5make sure they could hit all the high notes. "Sorry to have to say this," Freddy Mercury said, " But Girl, your voice could wake the dead!" They laughed so hard they died again and
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9They were very happy to finally have time to catch up on their reading.
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3We sang with our friends and mated for life and took care of our young and forgot all about our former lives. When our number finally came up, we ran and hid and never looked back.
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2built a giant golden Buddhist temple on top of a building in Tokyo. But Dogen did not offer to fly me there.
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8merited at least 47 green grocers. But nothing really mattered to Lobsterman and Godzilla, only that they were together. Godzilla looked longingly into Lobsterman's eye stalks and
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5the roast duck into his mouth greedily. Uncle Scrooge's cane rapped the table loudly. "That was my late wife, Turtiana McDuck!" he yelled. Weird Al had thought the casket was a
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3last sext to my ex. It was a shot of me and a prostitute. Grabbing the phone to make sure it was deleted, I noticed that the hooker was wearing my watch. So not worth it!
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4Boldly he bit and chewed the rubbery substance and only once did he gag as it caught in his gullet. Then he lay down, arms crossed over his chest, and greeted death victoriously.
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4The lawyer would keep the fees. He put his feet up on his desk and watched through the window as the couple parted ways for the last time. She hobbled south in the loose shoes. He
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6across that fine line into love. Tony put down his drink and took Fuzzy into his arms and looked into her golden eyes. Fuzzy lurched a little as she smelled his breath, but she