Finished Folds (3301—3320)
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3abruptly and instead of preaching peace he sent seven priestly peaches out into the world. They were half-baked and in a jam. The gladiators caught them and baked them into tarts.
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3-y finally came up with The Drowning Woman, a waterpark-themed festival. The insurance for the event was astronomical, but Madonna gladly paid the fees. On the first day,
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5just before it was cut to ribbons by a passing motorboat. Det. Manatee hadn't seen that coming. He was actually very unobservant and a piss-poor detective. But it was a living.
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6bought a lot of useless junk just because it was on the bargain shelf. It did not realize what a monster it had become, even when everyone ran as it approached the cashier lines.
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4in pink fur bikinis. How happy Harambe was as the god of apes flew by, strewing poo. How real it all seemed. When I woke up I almost believed that he was still alive, and lo- there
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2watched her jiggle by. Barry had never seen such a girl, or eaten such a dead fruit. Usually he was just heating cans of beans over a fire at the railroad tracks. Something told hi
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4It was a Marie Antionette wig. His friends could always find him in a crowd, but he was not allowed to wear it on the airplane due to its potential as a storage place for weapons.
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4driving jacket and the minks' estate got half the money, which would go a long way to keep their children off the streets and out of the hunters' crosshairs. The hares were cross
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3Carmelite nun had definitely made things easy. Now that he was a nun, he had far fewer temptations, but he did miss being a gay bachelor. Oh well, now he was Sister Patience and
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5The nurse immediately escorted Gepetto through the locking doors and into the rehab welcome area. Rapunzel greeted him. Her hair was fried due to hair care product addiction. She
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5knew that the Earth humans coveted the artifacts of the Martian Shrines, and that they would pay good money for their theft. Being a robot, Augur 57 had no problem sneaking in
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5"Okay, okay," the goldfish admitted, "I'm working for Mary Kay Cosmetics. Trump wants to make sure that all women in government are wearing enough make-up." "HA! I knew it!" he sai
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11Godzilla woke up first, rolled Lobsterman over in bed and suggested, in a sleepy yet tender voice, that they approach Tokyo from the east this time. All the weapons would be
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3No wonder the food was so bland and the show mediocre. At least the River Styx was calm as Hades loomed in the steering room window. She went out on deck for a smoke and discovered
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5the red-throated loon call until it was nearly half past blue-footed booby. The old clockmaker from town came up the long wooden staircase and rapped her on the head for being so
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6120 years later a skeleton wearing very thick glasses was found on the sidewalk by the Empire State Building. All it's bones were broken, but the glasses were still intact.
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6-al snowman in a world of regular snowmen. And what made them so crazy? Their nieces and nephews, of course, always whining for special treats. Only only children should have kids.
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6I was the wake-up caller at a large metropolitan hotel and it's hard to make calls when you can't focus on the number or speak without your head exploding in pain. I don't know why
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7-er, but since becoming a vegan she refused to eat the fish. Oh she killed him dead and tore off his head. But she didn't eat him. She was way more evolved than that.
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4The Doughboy was convicted of murder by mistake and got 30 minutes in the chair until he was golden brown and stopped kicking. No more giggling for him. He was tasty with butter.