Finished Folds (3281—3300)
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7or forever rue this night," he said. They ran outside and faced north and as their eyes grew accustomed to the darkness they saw the fabled luminous curtain wave in fits and starts
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5-ny sack with everything that remained and left town that very night. As I walked to the train station I swore I could smell peanuts every now and then, and once I thought I heard
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1Well, that and the new Subway Sandwich shop, which they put in the old post office building and painted dayglo yellow. The werewolves loved the Gristle Sub, which was low in calori
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5Marc Tivo sat down hard on a whoopie cushion. *BLART!* Then he giggled in a weird, high-pitched tone and would not stop, even when the police came and pistol-whipped him. He just
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1Jack the hospital clown dropped the sponge into the bedpan, relieved that he no longer had to give sponge baths to sick people. "That's a beepin' relief," he said as he beeped his
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10"If you let me go free," said the Christmas Horse, "I will grant you a stocking full of wonder." So George let the horse go (even though he looked delicious) and the very next day
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3After ten months in the magical halfway house the magical police allowed the magical teacher to go back to school to earn a wish-granting license. But the teacher failed and was
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1spray it on Jack from a seltzer bottle, clown-style." "Do we have to? It's freezing on the mountaintop, and besides, Doc, I'm feeling a lot better since you pinched my nose," said
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10The shotgun's bullet headed straight for me, but my moth body was so light that it's force blew me out of its way. The man with the shotgun swore as I spun off into the night.
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6"Cherchez la femme," replied Pierre and lo, Lolita was lolling close by, smoking a Gauloise and pretending to have nothing to do with Pierre and Jean, who slithered toward her as
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8All around the classroom, hands shot up. "Understanding?" said Suzy. "Mental Illness?" guessed Pat. "UNICEF?" guessed Leopold. The teacher looked at them sternly. "No," he said,
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5Death is the point where the circle ends and then begins again. Death is the starting gate of eternity. A gun is fired to start a race so that the previous moment is killed.
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3"Let me give you a tattoo of God then," I said to her, and I did. It took the rest of our lives to finish, but in the end it said everything. She hid it under her nun habit.
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4One night when they were scheduled to appear on the Tonight Show, the kids snuck out the side door and disappeared into the naked city and away from their stage mother forever.
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5tastelessly they were dressed. But soon they were swallowed and nobody cared who wore what any more. In fact, clothes became less of an issue as the night wore on and whoopie made.
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3"Darling, I have a confession to make," my flinger Mum said to me, suddenly serious, "You are a miracle sent from Vallhalla. Your Dad was actually Odin. You are a lesser god." Well
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0national anthem. "Apochromatic revolving lamia," it began, "...course forsythia irregularity..." it continued. The babies who wrote it became irritable when it was put to music
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5to hide and with my death looming before me to surely go viral on YouTube. So I decided to do the only thing I could think of: I stopped running and started singing "Seasons in the
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2So we stood, we humans, at the edge of the new age. It was hard to understand where we were headed, but the path behind us had ended and it was now or never. So we stepped forward
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2to escape the South of the Border tourist trap by hiding in the backseat of a couple on their way from New York to Florida for their honeymoon. All went well until we got to