Finished Folds (3321—3340)
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4"Grandpa, stop rolling that thing over your head, you won't have any hair left!" screetched Felicity, but Grandpa's roller balding addiction was now wearing his scalp down and woul
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2the raccoon, since he had once lived in a hole under Zsa Zsa Gabor's house and had to hear her stomping about in her cha-cha heels all the time. But the woods were a rougher neighb
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3Urethus, who made the fatal mistake of condemning the captured undead army to death. (Stupid overlord!) So Ef'ng Kould and the skull boys went back to their afterlife homes, where
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4"Your pipe is in the baptismal font," drawled the wizard's dragon chum Bernhard, "right where you left it." "I knew that," grumbled the old wizard as he send a small purple shock
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6During the court hearing it was proven that the wound pattern on the child's finger did not match the profile of the snapping turtle's beak. The store counter-sued the parents and
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3artificial ingredients was there any hope for anything natural in this natural world? Joe held the small green clover-shaped marshmallow to the light and children's faces appeared
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3"Want pie!" the pie-hole moaned, but when I turned around I saw that he had gone and left me there to feed it! "WANT PIE!" it said, louder this time. "Shut UP!" I yelled at it.
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6Then, balancing fresh kumquats upon her profoundly mounded buttocks, she shimmied around the room, occasionally snapping one off into an audience member's mouth.
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3She gave me a wink and the two of us had the night of our lives, followed by marriage, children, and major losses in the stock market. But we loved each other to the very end.
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5and sliding him on his keester for a number of yards before he hit a wall. Mr. Peahead was very wet and very mad. He suspended us all from school and suggested military academy
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4As each judged tasted his creation, each died a horrible death, but was instantly reborn from the empty Calabrian chili jar as a god. The god-judges decided to reward him with
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6Come spring when the drifts finally melted they will find my body and will wonder who I was. I'll tell you who I was: another politically incorrect wanker with illegible memoirs.
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5God rest ye, prunefaced sausages, let naught be out of reach / Remember Kathleen Davidson was born on Pismo Beach/
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3highway 81 to do the midnight show in Frog Notch, Arkansas. Weezy blew them all away down in Frog Notch, where they'd never heard anything like him on the radio. Soon he was known
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3first heart attack as he was cruising the yogurt section for anorexic people to entice to the doughnut counter. It took eleven anorexics to lift Luke the Fat off the floor and take
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6said the goose, "and serve me that dinner I was promised!" The wild goose was very demanding and overstayed his welcome by several days. They were glad when he finally migrated.
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5"I'll show you 'floating',"he said, and with a mighty whoosh from his blow-hole the great whale blew them into the stratosphere where they are still floating today. Hurrah!
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6genetic makeup. Soon, everyone's identity had been stolen by a mad mutated midget monkey. "Harry," Blanche rasped, "what's this bill for 900 pounds of mini-bananas?"
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6Someone shouted "Frankie the bear's coat has FRECKLES!" and the crowd shrieked like seagulls as it scattered in every direction. Fred and Frita backed away slowly from their friend
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6try and shake the hand of The Folding Story Head, but the Head pushed him away. "Get back into the story, McFarley!" said the Head. So McFarley ventured through the looking glass