Finished Folds (3341—3360)
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7Years passed and his body gradually decayed away, leaving only the silver that had hardened in his veins where he lay, a vaguely human shape described in delicate silver filigree.
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4built a little campfire in their humble corner and warmed their hands as they waited for everyone else to board. It was a rough ride for them, but in the end they had Jamaica.
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4-galomaniacs personally and you are bound to lose is my motto, so I snatched the banana peel from his face and ran, tossing it over my shoulder. I heard him curse loudly as he fell
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6He fought his way back out of his dog's stomach and took the dog straight to the pound. He was soon adopted by a nice little boy named Charlie, but he tried to eat Charlie, too.
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1They called themselves the No News Bears, and after every Thursday meeting they were sure to take their Beano and go to bed early before any news could happen. But one night they
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4No-one, that is, except James Mason and Marsha Mason, who became suspicious of those pink mason jars at once. "They contain poisoned ink," deducted James, "and must be destroyed."
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3seeps tonight..." which the burglar found to be in extremely poor taste but the lion thought was hilarious. "This concludes our broadcast. Please stand for the national anthem."
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7face of all color. "I call it Death," said Sammy, and he hit the floor stone cold dead. The tequila bottle fell over and the little sleepy-eyed worm came out, blinking in the light
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6the seat of Art's pants. "Good lord," exclaimed Mr. Blue Skies, "What have you been eating?" "Dark things," sneered Art, tilting in his chair for another delivery of sheer evil.
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10-d into the motel across the street from the tree so he could keep an eye on it for replies. Finally, after three years, an old hippie broad tore the faded paper down and threw it
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2areas, just like my Aunt did. Whatever she ate, her velvet kitties ate too, and right off her best china. Then Auntie would wipe their little fur chins and tuck them into their bed
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1Syndrome, you got to scrub it down, Stockholm Syndrome, I think it's going 'round. I took my baby to the cleaning aisle to buy ourselves some bleach, but baby baby baby it was out
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5jack-o-lanterns as they lay asleep in their half-alien bassinets. The wise old owl of the forest knocked politley at the door and complained about the light pollution coming from
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11someone had snuck in and made a paper mache replica of him. He tried to fill Herman with Chupa Chups and hang him from the ceiling for the children to beat. The orangutan ate him.
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4"Well, I had to wait around for the repairman to come and put the hinges back on." The teacher glowered at the student and then walked slowly to the lectern. "Turn to page 756."
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3her to do so long ago, but her eyes hardened and telepathically I heard her scoff at my little treats and manipulations. I fell to my knees and began to howl for forgiveness.
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4his use of company equipment and he soon found himself jobless. He tried to get a job at McDonald's, padding his resume with his Youtube success, but Ronald McDonald was
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3recourse but to pay the wizard for the use of his gadget. The wizard had won. He had everyone in the palm of his wizened hand. He would crush them like bugs. But a small voice
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1stay asleep so that she could keep an eye on them. Kylie's mother had other ideas though, and repeatedly roused Kylie from sleep to get ready for her recital. Kylie fought to
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3phone to the Wonderland Nuclear Testing Site, so that when Alice dialed Aunt Fufu to complain about the dreadful tea party she unintentionally blew her up, along with Chuckles and