Finished Folds (3361—3380)
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2every malady including aging, it was aging itself that cured their acne. But then they complained about their wrinkles. Jimmy O'Neil offered to take them back to their blemish days
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4(that was still attached to the whale) 'I will not be a tardy eskimo" 100 times in the snow. After she got out of the hospital she was never late to school again. She grew up to
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3They say he got distemper or something and they had to put him down. They buried him out by his favorite tree, the one he killed by peeing on it too much. Not much of a story...
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3I'd never show my foot tattoos to anyone." But it was too late. Ms. Wolf had chewed off my shoes and was all ready scanning my feet for ink. "There are no tattoos here!" she cried
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2the bomb shelter before the big one hits, but being a zombie I am not concerned. As the device detonates, I try to smile as the mocking mule's eyes melt and it's parts splayout
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3fear, the fear of the flu. I was interested to see what that tasted like, so I took a lozenge and put it on my tongue. As it dissolved I tasted sweat and tears and phlegm. My own.
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1the body of a nun who had taken an oath of silence! Who would do such an awful thing to a holy woman? Perhaps it was a student of hers whose wrists had been slapped with her ruler.
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4"Oh boo hoo," said the tree salesman to Letterman as he brushed the sawdust from his knees, "you're a famous millionaire and I'm supposed to feel sorry for you?" Dave's eyebrows
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4complained about carrying the child for four years now, having promised not to go into labor until I was employed. The King and Queen of the Haunted PJs kept me from being hired at
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3need new shoes. Just look at my bunions!" Carol said. "Lady, I'm an OB-GYN, not a podiatrist," said the doctor, "but Ho Boy you got bunions the size of canoes!" The doctor gave
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3sunup to sundown and then offer the sassafras wine to Neptune. If he decides the wine is potable, he will proceed to get drunk and you can sneak into the Bermuda Triangle unnoticed
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53pm, with just enough time for the kangaroo to follow the recipe for roast Klaus Barbie in time for dinner, but only if she preheated the oven at once. Though Klaus was tenderized
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4Though quite put off by the Queen's dreadful paintings, her subjects, fearing a beheading, pretended to appreciate them in Her presence. "Your Highness has quite a way with colour,
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5one little button I used to push in order to squirt water from my boutonnière. I though that technology was going to make things simpler for clowns like me, but it wasn't so.
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3Finally, at the request of the robots, the 13,000 people decided to let the robots do their own ppwrk. then the 13,000 people went to lunch. It was difficult to find a restaurant
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3Losing your balance, you fall to the floor, cutting your hands and knees on the razor sharp edges of Lego blocks that have been scattered everywhere. Oh, someone will pay dearly fo
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4tear their heads off with his robot arms as he sang "L'amour est un oiseau rebelle" from the opera "Carmen". That would teach them to mock the classics. But bad things also happen
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4you put tranquilizers on the donuts in the break room," said a weird man in a lab coat and some very torn blue jeans as he scooted out the door on a skateboard. No-one could identi
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2and Rod Serling, who has been narrating my every move and is really getting on my nerves! As he paused to light his cigarette, I started throwing killer tomatoes at him, which expl
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2alcoholism, but he was dead and didn't have to face the consequences. The Mighty Morphine Power Rangers all had metal bodies and were not threatened by anything but rust at this