Finished Folds (3401—3420)
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1stay sweet. Rather and I are an item, yo. We make hot love just to spite 'em, bro. If you don't like it then call me a ho. I'm Walter Concrete and I can make it go. Hard! Concrete!
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9Each of the six regions of the new U.S.A. was ruled by one of Trump's children and each would be replaced by their lineage only. Paranoia was served on each royal table. Beefeaters
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4brain ya!" Infuriated at this abuse, the kid took the flux capacitor and threw it on the floor where it broke into pieces. Bill Nye's face went purple and foam came from his mouth
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3"Why? Why? Why?" cried the king, in a high-pitched voice, but Roland had all ready hailed a taxi and was on his way to the royal airport, where he would fly to Costa Rica and
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5food critic offered the young chef Boyardee some surplus dog food, which he didn't need any more since his dogs had mysteriously died earlier that day. With these items, the chef
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3toupee and lift it slowly off his head on inauguration day. It will hover there a while before being mistaken for an unauthorized drone and shot down by alert secret service people
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4children wept silently as I went out in the streets to sweep all the Smurf blood down the gutters and put all the blue smeared hats and togs into a vat of bleach for recycling. The
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2Within seconds, the Bureau of Dangerous Substances had him in a headlock and confiscated his pen. They let him go after finding no nerve gas on him, but he never rode that bus
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3"You've painted up your lips and rolled and curled your tinted hair, Ruby are you contemplating going out somewhere?" said Sykes, but she undulated right by him and out the door.
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4like us, baby, we were born to drink, but not to drive. So now, before we drink our Death's Door brand vodka, we put on manacles so we can't get to the car. It's only umcomfortable
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2Hurry was the only hairdresser I knew that could get the red out of our hair, and quickly. With a flurry of bleach and conditioner, Hurry was able to remove the auburn without any
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5All was well until we passed the fish market, whereupon Flufgy promptly threw aside all decorum, lunged onto an ice table and made off with a large swordfish. Her silhouette could
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3He had thought he would appreciate the solitude, but instead he found himself to be 130 pounds of lust. He began swimming for the mainland, images of sweaty nymphs clouding his
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3But the person in the back row suddenly died before he could ask his question. Which, in a way answered his question, which was "How does this benefit me?"
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4The fifty people on the ark were Noah's relatives and they were upset at having to pay for the lemonade, but didn't answer when Noah asked them where on earth they got the hotdogs.
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5"Come in," he said, "I'll give you shelter from the-" but he never finished because the voracious beasts ate him and all the hamburgers as well as the trophies. Nothing was left
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4My kelly green polyester pants melted and fused to my thighs and I leapt straight up into the ceiling fan. At that moment I knew my destiny was to be Frog Dude, defender of cold
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2Then all was darkness and into that darkness all my woes vanished. Far away I heard someone call my name and I opened my eyes. Before me was a little window, and out the window
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5It was found that nobody would pony up for an all guinea pig skin coat, at least not what it was worth to pay the people who skinned the things. They had to donate the coats to the
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3ever. The first was the '50 Yard Itch' where the athletes ran through a huge swarm of mosquitos and the one with the least welts won. There was a lot of arguing about what constitu