Finished Folds (3381—3400)
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1I awoke with a start, realizing that today had been the last day of my life and that there was only four minutes of it left. I decided to forgive him for his anger and to make the
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2pathetic. Finally Satan said to him, "Look Jake. I'm fine with selling you cigarettes and Slim Jims every week, but I'm beginning to think you're not really happy here." Jake was
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2In fact he's have to give the same leering frog tatoo to almost everyone in the U.S. House of Delegates. He could tat it in his sleep! Or so he thought, but when he awakened, he
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5but that only angered the unicorns. They ran Sir Bran through and stampeded over the loaves, flattening them into paper-thin sheets. The townspeople took these sheets and
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5Kill All Humans! But the beasts were more interested in eating the acorns off his crown. Westley realized then and there that he was the king of the unconquerable, and was proud.
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3Then I dismantled the cigars and carved an oar into a pipe. I also found two tobacco seeds, which I planned to plant when I hit land. Now all I had to do was to drift to rich soil
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5Lady Kira slapped the chair away so quickly she took off half of Sir Keith's arm. Knowing this was bad, she snatched the arm up in her mouth and buried it in the back yard. It was
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3They are on the lam ever since their BB gun grazed a cop and the wound got infected and bleeded all over the station. They headed for Canada as fast as their hooves would run. One
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3the nice man who was tying his straightjacket sleeves in a knot behind him. King Noah nodded benignly to the man as he locked the padded room door. Then with a magical toot, he
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2-W NUNS NUKED IN NUTTY NISSAN!" the headlines read. The acid-tripping iguana felt sorry for the lost novices, but had mellowed to the melting point and could make no protest. By th
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5Cabin fever was getting to everybody. It would be up to the Rotterdam musicians to lighten the mood. "We must know something upbeat that will help," Sgt. Bladder remarked, hoping
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4didgeridoo and began playing "Who Let the Dogs Out", which is almost impossible, but Anpanman is a master of the instrument. Charmed, the roaches followed him single file out into
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3-oose is a little game I play with the police. I blow my reefer smoke out the window just to taint them. They can't tell it's me because everyone else and their dog does it, too.
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5stand between me and the Black Friday bargains. I mowed them all down with the Uzi and bagged me a coupla them TVs while the store detective pretended to look the other way. Next,
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1I'll give you anything. I'll give you my Sea Monkey castle," sobbed Neil. Fiddy seemed to hesitate a moment, and that's all Neil needed. He leapt out of bed and ran out the door.
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2and began to yodel all of Heino's greatest hits. Despite my tin ear (or because of it), the judges were moved to tears and decided to crown me the King of Krauts. But I had gas
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4of the Stop 'n' Shop on 11th street and as a result the tellies were able to take over the store easily. Donning the uniforms of the employees (who had fled eagerly), the tellies
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5-k your knickers into a twist," Betty said, "We'll just hop the next jet to Switzerland. They'll never find us there. Plus, they have chocolate!" Coco had to admit she had a soft
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5to anyone named Madoff. Unfortunately, there were billions of people with that name, so in the end Bernie had to actually pay more legal fees than he earned from the inheritance.
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3chortled as his platform shoe slammed down on the gas pedal. But to his dismay, all the prices for the platform materials were too low for him to read from up there on his shoes.