Finished Folds (3421—3440)
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6-s hungry to know the outcome. With a clang of a spoon on a pot the race began and the cooks tore around the track, food items falling off at every turn and hitting spectators in
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3doing karaoke in your back yard using the magnetic word phrases on the fridge as lyrics and becoming an overnight sensation on Youtube. People call at all hours asking to see your
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4under the headline "THUNDERTOILETS?" and millions of people were afraid to flush, lest they go deaf. Bears found the woods full of humans and took advantage of the situation.
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5pie, and wall holes freshly plastered by sudsy octopods. Aunt Flo was pleased, but her pleasure was short-lived when a bus was flung into her shower from the highway overpass.
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5performed naked on kazoos while Blue Clyde stood on their heads with paper bags on their feet. Seeing this live was a special thrill for me. I finally "got" the song. Or I was
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4-ted super slide at the local pool he rammed into the colossal backside of Peggity MacGruder, the frozen food heiress. She fell in love with Ned and the two were married. Now Ned
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6Those were seven long, hard years of training at the online academy. They pushed him to the limit of what he could take sitting down, and his laptop crashed several times. But in
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5the press said that he came off as "totally wooden" and could not be taken seriously. Pinnochio could see that he had no business in politics, so he went to Montana to raise sheep.
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3Granan's rhubarb pie, which tasted like something the dog rolled in, but the aliens had never seen a dog, so they had no preconceived notions of what rhubarb pie was supposed to
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6sprout ginger fur and make funny little purring noises. It was very embarrassing, especially since I was a video underwear model for Sears. During our last shoot, the director kept
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5offenses taken by the president-elect is an offense in itself. But enough of that, let's talk about the role of sock puppets in the American landscape.
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3-uttered rivers of floating waste. Judge Judy had kept the receipts for the kid's swimsuits so that she could prove that she loved them in court if need be. Little Gary floated
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5snuck into their Winnebago and took off down highway 66, finally free of Yellowstone Park forever. Wilber Wolf did the driving, and they got about forty miles before the gas ran
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5had lost his mind, demanding that everyone recite the entire 1-100 multiplication table before each meal and making them start over if they made a mistake. So they tied him up and
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4"More than fair." he answered, and she drove out of their lives. He and the kids built a hogan out of sticks and moss and hunted easels for food and had a great time. She crashed
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7a movie or something, right? Whatever. I'm more into books, which is why my job is in jeopardy. I would have made a better book editor than a lifeguard. People thrash in the water
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3Miss Ketchup used to be a tomato before she hit the sauce. She said that Colonel Mustard was too seedy for her tastes. They had both spread themselves too thin by now. The fridge
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3only medium is black dust. Though I suppose you could photograph it before it blew away. However I do appreciate the temporary concept involved. But let's be practical. Pen and ink
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9with the bank deposit bags I had ben using, which tended to seep. I put the bag in my bicycle basket and pedaled down the road, followed closely by a flock of crows who kept
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3all-beef salad, and pretty soon all the carnivores had gone to sleep and Mr. Rabbit was able to sneak out of the kitchen unnoticed. He stole some money from Dr. D and bought a