Finished Folds (3461—3480)
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5wilst thou not waste our garments with thine boney imprints?" The bones clattered off our school clothes onto the floor, and out the door they rolled. They were seen rolling toward
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5the caveman to follow them. Thd was slow, tremendously dense and not in his troglodyte element. He was also afraid of my camera. But the eye under the chair was not. It shone like
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4I must not sleep. I haven't for days. Every time my head drops I can see my cat's pupils dilate and I know she's waiting... waiting for her chance to avenge the meerkats with a
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1the most popular books on the beach. Dandra was reading "Repeatedly and Violently" (very common indeed) while Rod was reading "Aliens Conspired Against Me" as they ignored the wave
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4all four tires went mysteriously flat from all the wear from the joy rides. Joe was furious and blamed the cheapness of the tires. He went to Harvey Firestone and complained.
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2Have you priced mattresses lately? They paid a pretty Penny, let me tell you. Penny was the name of the saleslady from whom Pennywise and Half-Penny bought the mattress. She was
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5a premature ejaculator and had no children of his own. He often sat under her window, imagining she was his child. Then he'd go home to his lonely yurt and weep into his cold stew.
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11ed his crotch and did a little Michael Jackson move as he headed out to collect the cow eggs. At least he thought they were cow eggs. They made lousy omelets, but were plentiful.
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6the executions of the non-believers, but her inability to walk on land kept her from executing anyone but the disgruntled frogmen and spiny mermaids. So heretics ruled the land and
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19had a voice like cognac and I could drink it in all night. I guess that's how I would up pregnant in the first place. But now that I'm a girl in trouble Dr. Drinkingstein has left
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4robots tended to just play the vocal tracks instead of singing the songs themselves, and that's no fun 'cause they never made mistakes. Plus robots don't drink, so karaoke
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4tries to give a box of cigars to the smoking feet, but they find them to be too ostentatious and decide to make Captain Seamus walk the plank. The spiny mermaids catch him and take
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3briefly hospitalized after witnessing this spectacle. After that we decided to leave the country and go somewhere without Trump or gloves. We settled on Venezuela, but the violence
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4became known as a grasshopper crime lord known as The Frightful Limper. The Frightful Limper always took revenge on other insects by removing all but three of their legs. He was
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3also put out an all-sitar protest album entitled "Pink Weasels Will Not Allow Me to Marry Ravi" and it became an overnight sensation even though it wasn't very good. The priest who
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5, sensing my unease, gallantly positioned himself between me and those who would mock my undergarments. He was a good horse. I leapt upon him and charged out of town, my tears
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5League of Secret Gentlemen. Dr. Hopscotch grabbed this thing before even I could tell what it was. He secreted it in his pocket and took it to the next meeting. The other gents
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4known only as The Petticoat Junction Gals was just a bit further. They always met in the water tower where they thought no-one could hear them, but everyone could. Their capers
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3Everything has been perfect, except for a few warbles that have erupted from my skin. The fairy horse girl and I have talked about marriage, but her mother, the horse-faced woman,
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4It was grit-blowing. The pansexuals could not accept that anyone else would ever have sex with anything but a pan and would not allow the marriage of the dish that ran away with th