Finished Folds (3441—3460)
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0both burned out. Fiery romances have a way of doing that. Frankie went back to his wife, since she had electric lights which were at least dependable. She met him at the door weari
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5grandpas!" Pooh, Gracie and the Heffalump were sad to see Grandpa rising up the beam to the flying saucer, but he seemed happy enough at the time. Soon the Hundred Acre Wood was
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6ned mean that night, Frita did, like adolescents sometimes do. "It's the hormones" said her parents as they dumped more chemicals in their hot tub, "makes 'em nuts." But when Frita
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5But when the Midwives came down the ol' esophagus, things became less pleasant. Not only was it more crowded, but the Alewives and Oldwives had to hear pregnancy stories and they
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2Yep, the cows had decided to become carnivores, which made them more dangerous to rasie, but made their milk taste more like bacon. But cows wanted human meat and they would
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6If you used the fresh linen scented fabric softener the aliens would look the other way, but if you used the springtime meadow scented one they would make you wear brittle socks on
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3As the orc kids grew, trouble followed them. They were expelled from nursery school for putting poxes on the other children and threatening the teacher with maces and battle axes.
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3and control her mind. Ariel's personality was not very strong and it was no problem for the fairy frog aunt to take over. Ariel's friends were dumfounded when she began to hop and
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4than he knew how to control and soon Ant Man was careening around the Mediterranean in his golden yacht, seducing shapely Greek ladies and angering the gods. His gold suit had
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5into some kind of flying purple salad or something. As a floating purple cucumber, Uncle Bob's mouth was very small and his voice high-pitched, but I tried my best to understand
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8in a miniature toilet I kept in my purse for just such occasions. Life was better than good, it was positively kooky. I went for a joy ride in my basketmobile, which I drove up a
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4one could have imagined that nose portraits by a con could be so incriminating. The con artist was brought to court again to face charges for charging for faces and he was sent
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2bed with various elves he knew. Mrs. Claus rushed in from the other room, her face a knot of fury. "Baby, you look wonderful tonight," said Santa as the Mrs. shoved him out into
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6said you didn't want any more children, so why the long face?" Mytle's mother remarked, rolling her eyes. By then Mytle's father was on the floor applying the frozen turkey to his
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4and drank down the quaff. For a moment he could see heaven's gates and St. Peter waving him away. Big Bob woke up in the cardiac ward of Central Hospital. Wicked Cind was beside
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6the color wheel and into the darkness on the other side. "Where am I?" Magenta #1 asked. "You have entered the world of lost colors," said a sad voice. "Who are you?" she asked.
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4So I moved to another barren wasteland of a planet altogether, but this time there were no people on it, and that was fine by me until I realized there was no-one there to text.
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2Richard Nixon and Spiro Agnew, and somebody special who looked just like you. Now, Hugh was a gambler and knew how to lose, he knew how to play 'em and knew how to booze. Tonight
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3stand perfectly still in awkward positions on top of golden pillars. Who would be the losers, then? The children. Think of the children. They're thinking of you as they plot your
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5and ran to the bathroom to hurl. "Do I cook it or what, Ma?" Martin asked, but it was the fish that answered him. "Please release me into the river and I will grant you a wish."