Finished Folds (3541—3560)
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4"I'm so sad," he complained, as the others cried with laughter. He began to get irritated at this point. "So sorry I amuse you sots!" More laughter. "I'm being sarcastic!" he yelle
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2made zillions of dollops for China, making it the most capitalistic country on the planet Earth. "Keeping up with the Chens" became the hottest new TV show. It was so confusing.
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5s road to Heck was paved with intentional pot-holes. Or plot-holes. So they decided to ditch the road and walk in the ditch. By the time they got to Woodstock, they were muddy and
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4grave remembering how creepy grandpa had been that day. But Grandpa lived to a ripe old age, growing ever older and riper as he chased older women around the CVS parking lot in his
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4Everyone in the Swedish-ruled U.S.A. now had to listen to Abba, eat meatballs, drink Absolut Vodka and watch Bergman films while putting together IKEA furniture. So it wasn't too b
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6"Bite me, you little pumpkin pie!" she purred coquettishly. "You're the pumpkin pie!" he replied, so overcome with whipped cream that he couldn't think of anything better to say.
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5registar's office, as a church wedding would never do. The royal status of the penniless princess made him into a prince of the realm. He became Prince Albert, the spaghetti maker.
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4much more interesting than merely one knitted afghan blanket after another depicting David Hasselhoff's chest hair. Discouraged, I crammed my crocheted naughty gnome in my pocket
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6Jerry the barber gave Judge Dread the stink eye as he sauntered past the shop. Jerry wanted to cut off all those greying dreadlocks and smoke them like cigars. That'd put a
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5disapprove of our post prandial relaxation, preferring to leap up immediately from their dessert plates and run around the five rings of Neptune until they hyperventilated.
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3nothing but deadbeat doggie daddies. Trixie was a good mom to her plentiful pups, but a little help from the St. Bernards would have been appreciated. Some "saints"! Trixie found
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3Mrs. Berensen felt that his haiku endorsed vandalism and not only rejected the poem from the school poetry magazine, but had him kicked out of school for encouraging delinquency.
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3beside him and openly mock him, but he was so unused to such a sight that he didn't take offense. He became known as an easy-going guy and got invited to parties by people who
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4psychically spy on the two, but when she realized what sorry chumps they both were, she decided that they weren't worth the bullets. She left that town and headed for a nunnery.
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6old adversary Bob Barker. Bob Barker had called Spot a philistine. Spot put his mark over Bob Barker's mark on the giant fire hydrant sculpture and went on, spraying this way and
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3lives in a can beside the stove!" Everyone under the age of 70 didn't get what Madame Wong meant by that. So they all laughed nervously and changed the subject. "What's that scent
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8carried carpet shampoo with her at all times in case she pooed on the carpet. At least she could clean it up, but it was not easy, since Bitsy only had her paws to work with, and
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3That's how I became the devil's dishwasher. I couldn't bear all those souls screaming in Heck, so I offered to do their dishes for them. The water was hot and my hands were rough
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3Yes, the food trucks at the top of guru mountain did a good business this time of year, when the hungry pilgrims climbed the steep stairway to receive their wisdom.
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8It was a lit match, which he held to his masterpiece until it burned. He stepped back and watched it go up in flames. He wept. He laughed. He knew that nothing could touch it now.