Finished Folds (3561—3580)
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2laughter, but by that time live audiences were the preference. So Boss Boyardee decided to do a live cooking show from his own grubby kitchen with Jacques Pepin. The two got in a
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3This tapestry depicts a typical 16th century audience getting up to go to the bathroom during a commercial for blood-letting products. Note the undone codpiece on the peasant in
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3lord and master. My master was imprisoned for his religion and Ganesha was imprisoned for being a false god, which he wasn't. This became clear when the two vanished suddenly from
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10so for heaven's sake, don't say schecklemabobwowa, what ever you do. Don't even sound it out as you read it, lest the ancient curse of Wumba-Wumba poke you in the eyes with a
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3against three sickly little kittens. Outraged, the public raised $50 on a Kickstart campaign against the kittens' attackers and soon the kittens had a new home at Aunt Claudia's
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3But facing backwards, so only their backs could be seen. But even then passers-by could recognise what they were, and soon the little shop was filled with curious customers asking
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4I muttered, tossing the aircraft back out the window and into a sea of whipped cream that I had planned to have for dessert. My dinner ruined, I had no choice but to
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2Wonder Woman, but on the day of the elections it is realized that Super Woman is in fact an alien and Wonder Woman is a goddess, so each is disqualified and Colonel Rumpcheeks wins
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3Flying Mother Nature's deadly nightshade family seed to a new home in the Bahamas. Unfortunately, both the Potato and Tomato clans did not fare well in the humid tropical climate.
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2of fire! Lemmee at him!" With that , Hermoine became a savage whirling ball of hamster hate, and she hurled herself at the offending cat critic who made a dreadful cry and headed
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5practicing when a male cat flew in the window. "I've been looking for a babe like you," he said as he sprayed the credenza. "Darling, we're not even the same species," she told him
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10The packet of Whoppers malted milk balls I just stole from the Halloween dish. Watch me be short by one candy tonight. 10) Pink Flamingos 11) A pot to piss in 12)
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5taste in literature". Ratdog's finely tuned hearing could hear these broadcasts even as he trudged across the tundra. He wanted to leave his parents far behind. They were a drag!
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6collected himself together again and visited each of his fans at night, singing happy songs gently into their ears until their sadness went away. Then the dust bunny put a candy
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4sorry (I forget which) and my Granny was annoyed enough by the hyper dog to finally agree to go to a retirement home. That meant that I had to take care of the hyper dog, but it
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5Being the inventor of the language, Gibber became the new Sultan and there was a grand festival involving cats in silk pajamas and lots of lamb stew. The Young Turk was put in
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4not eat any of the pie unless the fruit it contained would be identified. Alas, Erasmos had overcooked the fruit and it was unrecognizable. Ruth threw it in his face. A laugh track
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9Pressing on the chip, he heard high-pitched voices singing the birthday song and giggling. That day he left the employ of Singing Telegrams and became a cut-rate brain surgeon.
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3But Al Gore did not come out of the closet. He stayed there until all the zombies staggered away in search of easier-to-reach brains. Then he blasted his way out through the wall.
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4and that new fresh face belonged to Ellen Degeneres. Ellen handled all inquiries by staring blankly with her bright blue eyes until the audience laughed. This worked for a while,