Finished Folds (3621—3640)
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3at the intergalactic corn chip factory until he was found stealing the product and they kicked him and his sorry sombrero out of there for good. Little did they know he was only
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2Sweet Sixteen party for my sister Maureen, after which she acted like we'd never done anything nice for her, so we decided to trade her for one of the white pigeon feathers. There
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5the goal of sublime harmony. But as soon as they stopped playing they were at each other's throats and the air was fouled by threats and obscene language. So we glued their fingers
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2hair in my ears that non-wolf-people, so it was very easy for someone to sneak up on me with one of those silver bullet guns. Call me paranoid, but those things gave me the willies
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4, not the little teensy Eiffel Tower full of cheap perfume that sat on my dressing table to remind me of our honeymoon in Paris. Jacques had bought it in a drug store and I had
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3asked the wife, but there came no answer. The ice peppers had frozen her brain. It wasn't until the following spring thaw that she finally spat out water and said: "Oh, nothing".
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3Neighbor Man! We haven't really been introduced. Hi, I'm Melvin. Could you please shut up so I can work over here?" He smiled, drove through the fence and punched me in the throat.
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4came across a baby in a basket suspended by balloons floating along the tops of the corn stalks. The Blue Lady reached her long arm up and drew the babe into our tractor, where we
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3and to report anything resembling blue sausages floating in formation over the bounding waves. Ryan had spent his life perfecting his butterfly stroke, and hadn't thought this odd.
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3bumblebee of the apocalypse, who was hovering close to my eyes. "Fear not, man-child," it said to me in a booming voice, "for yea, this season ends as all must, in order for life
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3curriculum. First, most of our spring classes will involve fruit, so you can just forget German and Trigonometry. Introduction to Bing Cherries will be mandatory, and orchard work
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2quickly made himself a crown. "I am King Finn, and you have to listen to me!" he called from a nearby tree house. Just then lightening struck his forky crown and he lit up like
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6of the cabana, where they lay on chaise lounges and texted taunts to us as we labored in the brutal heat. Or so they thought. Actually we had escaped by then. Five hours later they
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5So I was only mildly surprised when 783 old men showed up for grandma's funeral. "She was a helluva lay," each of them whispered to me as they mounded her grave with roses and
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4was covered up by an un-named global conspiracy. After that Chuck decided to stay out of politics and get into embroidery. But the imbroglio ignited by his inflammatory quotes
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4decided to cover the entire earth with cement, so Polly wouldn't be all alone in her cement overshoes situation. Soon, cement mixers were on every corner. "Hurry!" squawked Polly.
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5the owls that lived in the tall pine in the woods and had no fingers at all. He considered giving the owls the finger, but decided it would be too traumatic to remove it from his
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3Stephen King pulled off his thick glasses and marveled at the smear on the lens that looked just like a lady. He took his tissue and wiped hit away, and that was the end of her.
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5And thought. But finally the Universe said it couldn't think of anyone else there besides me, and asked me if I was, perhaps, God. This hadn't occurred to me before. Had I not
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4"No, this is complete fabrication," I lied. Basket Lady tried to scream but I clamped the platinum hand over her mouth and hustled her towards the exit, explaining to the clerk