Finished Folds (3641—3660)
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3that he had died mysteriously the night before and was lying face-down in the alley behind the Odd Fellows Hall. So the townspeople went about their business for quite some time
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3a huge hickey bearing the unmistakable tooth-mark patterns of Jessica Blankridge on your neck? This will surely make you the talk of the Grundson Junior High Lunchroom. Walk with
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3return my Rememberall. If he doesn't, I will spray paint a reminder on his house. That's where Ron always looks when he forgets what he's doing. He never has to paint his house.
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2had taken over my deep freezer and would even let me in to sort through the expired cheeses without a pass, which I couldn't obtain because I wasn't in the Food Army. So I dressed
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5-iality I could stand. Plus, cats don't use money to pay for things, they use dead vermin, and my house was now full of the odors of my cat's business success. I had to move
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4the burning car was not mine. I owned an AMC Gremlin which was parked on another parking level entirely. Whew! I ran to it as one runs to an old lover in one's dreams. My Gremlin!
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2"I guess I was just hungry," she offered lamely. "Great heavens, woman!" I sputtered, "Who eats a perfectly good gold club?" "I was iron deficient," she said, her eyes filled with
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4to be considered goose-less and she knew that would harm her reputation. The best she could do at this late date was to show up with a tin of pate in her hands and hope for the
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3't have a clue. The Toxin was watching a football game on TV and when he picked up the phone he wasn't really paying attention. "Yeah?' The Toxin said, his eyes fixed on the
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3the most couth answer in the world, but the truth is sometimes uncomfortable. He pondered his existence for a minute, then headed down to the Ponderosa Steak House for some chow.
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10in Pittsburgh that is devoted to compiling every name ever thought of in all the world. Even the kooky ones. But none of these rang a bell to him. He had just about given up when
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2predicted, and black ink tomorrow when Leander and Hero were sure that everyone would clamor in to buy their Chlorine Elixir of the Gods. But Gods aren't worried about germs, and
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3But one gets used to the smell of sulfur and pretty soon I was opening an asbestos kite shop on the glowing shores of Hell's mighty ocean of fire, where the demons go on holiday.
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2With the last of my strength I flew to the Bay of Neverland in search of the Crocodile who ate Hook, in hopes that I could fling myself into its ticking jaws with a sparkler in my
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2only becoming softer and runnier, which along with his stench only seemed to impress the French cheeses all the more. How I hated him! When the green fuzz sprouted on Limberger's
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4full of money in it for me, so I did as Man Ray said. Well, Man-Ray claimed it was his artistic vision that earned the prize for the piece, but I maintain that he couldn't have
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2for congress, won, and promptly outlawed axes and lithium batteries. Anne was hailed as a hero, but Jack refuted the election on the grounds that he had been unable to have time to
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4-ion fed this tyranny. Until one day a frontiersman named Ghen on Neptune noticed a flashing on one of its moons. It was Pyrhianna, a young girl holding a mirror. It was the first
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6But he couldn't remember a thing. All he knew now was that he had two fake furry arms that held tiny cymbals and every time someone threw the switch he had to clang them together.
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2crass display of wealth?" The architect crunched some numbers greedily and answered, "No less than ten turrets should do it, Mr. Smith." Thus the ostentatious Smith Mansion was