Finished Folds (3661—3680)
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4glares from the barracks made Private Gump feel about two feet tall. "I'm sorry! I didn't know you was asleep!" he called to them. "SHUSH!!!" Little Rick answered. Then a grenade
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4flaring his nostrils, much like he had in "Aguirre, the Wrath of God" as he watched the flare rise and burst in the sky. This little spit of an island was the only place he had
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9"No more beets for you," she said, swiping the plate of borscht away from me just as my spoon was poised above it. So I threw the container of sour cream at the back of her head.
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3played guitar as he watched the fledgling bird-man circle in the sky above him. Hilda came out and joined him on harmonica. The bird-man heard their music and began to sing.
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4Jokers will be clubbed to ensure that no hijinks will ensue during the transition. Cats will be spade. We will have a full profile of all Queens, Kings, and Jacks. The numbers
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3McHulkie Hogan will be playing the role of Ralph (the Dad) in Grownups 3. This is a departure for him. Ralph works at Dubaldy's Golf Shop. The role of Mr. Dubaldy will be played by
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6As I clutched the leaking ball I shot all over the room. Bruised and beaten, I was penalized for "travelling" and went to the bench, hanging my fuchsia hairdo. It wasn't fair.
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3A phoney black ghost horse was lowered to the stage by ropes and pulleys. "You have tasted of the bologna that once was my body and are now blessed!" The audience clutched at their
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5Magilla was disappointed, because he had intended to eat Blonde #2's wig. It looked so delicious. But it was her real hair and now he'd have to find lunch elsewhere. Blonde #2 was
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3glaze nail polish. Living in Oz was really beginning to bother our rods and cones as well as our minds. No-one could even remember what fushia looked like. All the crayons were
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4It was like being in one of those Mirror Mazes... full of Voldemorts! Each newly Voldemortified person looked at the others and screamed. It was deafening. Don Rickles came barging
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6his pal Lenny the lemur was looking more and more like lunchmeat to him. Yes, Howley the wolf cub was growing up. One day Lenny said to Howley, "Can you lick this mustard off my
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1-held the evidence by burning the basket and raising Moses the bear cub as his own. Yoga's girlfriend Sutra was hurt that Yoga had had a child without her, but with meditation she
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4made his small nose grow three sizes that day. He never tried that again, but was still interested in learning the craft. So I began to teach my grandson the properties of magical
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2clever was she. But the psychic lines got crossed and she wound up with a mental picture of a Vegetarian menu from a little place called The Beet Oven down the street. Borscht.
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5I wanted to die of embarrassment. Had I really been that obvious? There was nothing left to do but leave the country dressed like a nun and live in a yurt in the Caucasians.
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6hysterical. "Good God, you have two belly buttons!" someone shouted as the cameras flashed. Up until that point I hadn't realized that everyone wasn't so built. My mothers had
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6the lady in the blue dress began to sing. Feathers emerged from her skin and she remembered how to fly. She was the bluebird of happiness, but she flew away and we stayed here.
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4because let's face it, happy ducks always win attention away from a miserable coot like you. Why don't you try quacking a little, and flapping around? There. Isn't that better?
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4to ask the horse to point his anus at the ground when he feels some gas coming on and poom! Flying horse!" It seemed easy enough at the time, but try getting a horse to squat.