Finished Folds (3701—3720)
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2But alas, her fame was also grave and brief, for SouperApple had reached her ninth life and eaten the rest of the poisoned apple left by Snow White. No-one tells this part.
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7They say he flew to France and became a famous and beloved clown by the name of "Boingeaux", but we'll never know for sure, will we? Unless we get near enough to smell him.
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1were recently found at the back of the fridge. Written in the mould that clouded the tupperware containers were these worlds: "Don't say we didn't tell you so."
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3So every year at Halloween we gather by the gates and sing with all our might, hoping that those on the other side can hear us and will know that everything is okay on our side.
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3I'm sorry, did I say "benching"? I meant to say "belching". No-one will spot me at the gym because they claim they've never heard anyone belch before, the prickly little pansies!
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4petroleum jelly for growing hair on my once-barren scalp. It was stupidity that made me lose my hair, and caffeine that made it grow again. But the heart attack finished all that.
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5Oh YEAH? Well, what if I leap 700 feet into the sky and come raining down over St. Louis as ten thousand baby ducks in tiny airplanes? Would THAT qualify for pivotal coverage?
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4All the little bunnies were lined up on benches waiting for their carrot soup, and I joined them. I was so happy to be a bunny in this adorable bunny world. But then the alarm
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11"Son of a bitch!" stammered Larry. There was a stomach-turning moment as Moe and Curly stood there, stunned. The universe felt like it had imploded. "You knuckle-head..." said Moe.
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5Grandma to paint and sell at our roadside stand. Shackford and Gooch decided to open a BBQ stand next to us, and it did improve our traffic for awhile until people started complain
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2-wning chasm of crap that we had accumulated over the years. The man who bought it from us told us he would use it as his personal slave, but later we learned that he had married
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7Pretty soon he had become the largest producer of god-awful rot in the whole of North America. His hideous books and albums sold like fake noses at a clown festival. He became rich
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3toy fell into the resultant puddle and electrocuted poor little Jeremy's family jewels. So now little Jeremy could add and oink like a pig, but could not produce an heir. As time
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5pants to me, so at least I knew I looked like a ninja even though they were pretty damp by now. Buster, my best friend, drew his sword and shouted "Now!' and all my other friends
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2and Tatiana the horse could walk sideways, but Viktor had no circus-worthy talents at all that he knew of, except for his red and bulbous nose. "We all ready have a clown," said
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6surface. In the moonlight I made out the words "Blue Invertebrate" in the slimy mess. Was my muu-muu too tight or was my mind playing tricks on me? From the outhouse I heard a
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3, opened a velvet etui and released an itsy bitsy spider into the drain. The itsy bitsy spider climbed down the drain while whistling a demonic tune. I heard clanking noises and
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7Froggy looked in the mirror and realized that he was just an actual frog and not a Frenchman, as he had assumed himself to be all along. He knew nothing about fine cuisine. He was
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6and into my brain and for a moment I believed I was that cartoon robot from The Jetsons. I was cleaning, cooking, and making snide remarks. But really I was as dead as a doornail.
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5heavy with mailman appendages, but I think the spices that Springy the Clown chose should balance that out. I must have been crazy to hire an insane clown to be my personal chef.