Finished Folds (3681—3700)
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6All this time the cleaning lady, Dot, had been listening in. With a wild look in her eyes, she dashed out of the office just before a meteor crashed through the roof.
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1this cheap since the refrigerators broke down at the Food Lion. Drool poured down his carefully combed blonde goatee and Custer realized that he was out of control. Summoning all
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5At the time you had assumed that she knew all about the fabulous veal canapes that the work therapy kitchen in the asylum had worked all night to produce for the reception. It was
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4"I didn't order this pizza," grumbled Thistleplums, and shut the door in the Dewdrop the delivery elf's pointed face. Out in the glen he could hear the fairies snickering.
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2orangutan that could easily break off both our arms. So we have to decide between a broken heart or broken arms. Which takes longest to heal? Maybe we should just stay home and
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5converted rice. Uncle Ben loved his rice, but had insisted that the rice be converted before he would marry it or a church wedding would be out of the question. The rice had to go
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6a good, swift kick so it would crash through the window and land squarely on Mrs. Viceroy's chesterfield. Then I sat in the dark, waiting to hear her pitiful wails of dismay.
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2And now that she no longer had sight in her third eye, the beauty of all things mundane came pouring though to her mind in the form of eternal truth from which there is no escape.
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4And once you verified that I was right to get rid of stuff I promptly got rid of you. What was I thinking? Now I am alone and have no worldly belongings I roam the Earth like a
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3Taiwan on a rainy night is like a lantern show of colors, occasionally blurring when the rickshaw driver's feet slid on the mossy street. I don't know where I was being taken, but
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4he managed to find a whisk brook and sweep most of the time back into the jar and cap it off. His Mom noticed that some time was missing and opened a big jar of whoop-ass onto him.
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5"Allergic to work, huh?" said Bugs. Shannah nodded. So Bugs vacuumed up the glass and recycled it like a good bunny. He won Citizen of the Year. And Shannah got butkus.
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2large duck who had been standing behind me neatly in two. Next, Satan sliced some oranges with his scythe, and pretty soon was cooking us up some duck l'orange. I was impressed by
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5but as it was waxed (and mint) I managed to squeak through it's grasp. Enraged, Mr. Giant tried to catch me under a giant Dixie Cup but he was clumsy and squashed it against the wa
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3she was the one true teenaged white girl to do it. She gulped down her Frappechino, wiped the foam from her lips and leapt into the void. For a glorious moment she hovered in space
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4shards embedded into his skin they twinkled in the light and for the first and last time in his life he felt radiant, beautiful, and as breathtaking as a rainbow.
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3Temporarily. But eventually an old photo will be found and a little child will ask who it is in the picture. Someone old will fumble for the name and have a flash of memory.
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4giant flaming gas-ball. Keep that in mind as you make your way through life, my child. It will save you your eyebrows and any other facial hair you may wish to keep. And your life.
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2the graveyard, then I began the slow business of burying them, one by one. By dawn I was done with all but one grave: my own. I decided to go to Denny's instead. I regret it now.
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3bottom part that held the gazpacho. So she poured the gazpacho all over her new shoes and the lemon extract burned holes in them. After that she was known as the Shoeless Chef.