Finished Folds (3721—3740)
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5almost gave up hope until I noticed that my once empty ceramic sombrero was now filled with bean dip! And I still had tortilla chips! So remember folks, when life gives you
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4another folding story and couldn't find my way back to where I had begun. So now I had no car, no story lines, and no ideas. So I climbed into a trash bag and threw myself
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5I never had to. My parents had done so many drugs that I was born stoned, and continue to be such. So I dropped in on Allen and Jack with a neighborly plate of brownies with which
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3will soap to the apex of the Top Stories list. All we need is to add some sort of creepy parrot in pink pants and a sea monkey dressed as a manatee or something. How about a
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3butt cheeks and had to hold onto them that way as they jumped to the finish line in burlap bags. Korea, famous for its anal retentiveness, seemed to win these peaceful wars and was
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2he baked spelled out "He's cheating" as he laid them on the racks to cool. His wife thanked the pies and threw them in his face. With every pelt of pie he whimpered, knowing that
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3to report. Only that Nona and Squawkers were blessed with an egg seven years later, which hatched into a baby Harpy that they named Numpkins. It instantly ate the doctor's face off
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5Plus, my drawers were creeping up my hind-side. The popular man at the bar was giving me a wedgie with his mind! I returned this attack by mentally spitting into his Manhattan.
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5But one day a tired old man came my way. "My life has been far too interesting, and I want a rest," he said. I said: "Sir I am the door for you." He unhinged me from the wall and
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4-gle dryer sheets at the laundromat. My secret church can be found in the laundromat's basement, and my throne, the famous Throne of Obsidian is made out of decades of dryer lint.
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3I bought all new furniture and my magic middle-aged redheaded fairy godmother shipped them for free. Unfortunately, it was cheap furniture and soon I was sitting in rubble again.
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4an entire pail of nails once, and then spat them into my Tyvek. "Hammer THOSE!" he sneered as the ambulance doors closed on his one good foot. After his release from St. Bernie's
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5mother and tried to shame him by putting large photos of his face on the sides of buses with the word "SHUN" across it. This made him more popular than ever, especially with the
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4They had unintentionally turned the stove off with their minds. Now the souffle was ruined and the sea monkeys were not accepted into the Culinary Institute of America. So they
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5They wound up in the Penitentiary, where the other inmates shunned them for being booked for having a moaning car. The only friend they had was a spider named Marx who plotted with
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6the only taker turned out to be Bubba's son, Tiny Bubba, who was a well-known ukulele player with a growth on his face that looked like another face. I climbed out the bedroom
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6moment, but Sartre slapped my face and told me to keep my hands to myself. "Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you," he added. I still don't know what he meant.
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2They made me walk the plank, but I bear no ill will toward them. I speak fluent octopus and convinced a passing kraken named Anne to eat them all and carry me safely to shore.
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4Mainly I used the epipen for making tattoos on my little friends. First I'd administer the punctures, then I'd rub an ink pad into the wound. Karl, the face on my toe, was created
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5-e into the defenestratosphere, and that suited Det. Fjdfhgxcgy just fine. In court the following Tuesday, Judge Jordan Interruptus lead the jury in mock prayer before the trial.