Finished Folds (3741—3760)
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4Everybody knows that eye newts are bred for their multiple eyes and that really dilutes a brew's strength. That's why I always use powdered. That way I can control the intensity.
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2The footage shot by this pineal video recorder has been pored over by critics in Europe and the Americas. It shows Rocky Raccoon's paws throwing the bible out the window. A cry is
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8. Fold 5: Under no circumstances is anyone to write Fold 5 who is not all ready a scary clown. (Yes, living in the Creepy Tent qualifies as above.) Fold 6: Anyone mentioning cats
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3suggested the table, who had always felt overlooked. I had never thought of the table as family before, but I could see its point. "Okay," I told it, "but we will expect presents."
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6-ting that what once had been utopia for them had, in actuality, been hell for everyone else. Down they fell, into the molten Lucite, to be preserved as cautionary villains forever
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6Smiles McGee even wore a wrestler's mouth guard to the office, which he said made him look tough, but it was really to cover his yellow teeth. He began his budget presentation by
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4Holbrook after too much coffee. I sure wished I'd been drinking coffee instead of that nasty yak's blood! Yogi Bear (I think) waddled into the yurt and offered me some yogurt
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1to keep her voice down as she was making me nervous. "I shall not!" she shouted and hit the dinner gong. My ears were bleeding by this time and I was not at all hungry, but the
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4clown exclaimed "Correct!" and hundreds of pairs of pink pants fell from the ceiling as the audience cheered and the band blared. He escaped by wrapping himself in pink pants and
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2The bear ducked just as the Shrek-Girl heaved (with green heaving bosom) the car at it. Then the bear went over the mountain to see if it could get the heck away from
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5had stolen Cluck Cluck and ran away with her to Puerto Rico for some sort of lesbian/avian honeymoon. But Cluck Cluck escaped Woab's demented clutches and ran to the arms of Rebbie
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4a human kids show edited it and presented it as a sock puppet play called "Custer's Last lemonade Stand". It bombed after Coca-Cola refused to sponsor it and it lost money. Pity.
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2at the hospital later that evening due to the pickles contained in Nick's famous deviled roach dish. (Scoop out a boiled roach and re-fill it with itself plus pickles. Lavender was
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3my money tree grows and I have to sweep the quarters away daily if I want to be able to walk through my room. Then I have to roll 'em up and take them to the bank, and they're heav
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6Or live, because there's nowhere to go but up once you write a one-word fold. C'mere and get a noogie, you knucklehead, and try again, ya little cupcake you. You can do it.
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5explode if we had to tolerate any more sarcasm from the conductor or anyone else. So we did what airmen do best- we bailed out from that train, our parachutes opening well after we
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1tried to bury me in my boss' flower bed with help from the cat, who scraped dirt over me as if I was in its catbox. No-one seemed to understand that it was not my fault I smelled
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6or the force of her guffaws would slap her flimsy self against the wall and cause a concussion. So to safeguard against this, she stuffed her skeletal face with the most fattening
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6Eyes erupted from her forehead and she grew hairy legs and transparent wings. She suddenly felt the need to land on someone's knee over and over again in spite of being swatted at.
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2and wash it down with alum. As a result my face looks like a moonscape and I am as lonely as the man in the moon. But I am so slim that I can crawl under doors and scare children.