Finished Folds (3761—3780)
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3"Out! Out- damned spotted spiders!" bleated aNAn the gender-generic goat god as she beat the arachnids with a slotted spoon haphazardly taped to her horns. That is why we worship
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6well, that and an acute lack of ambition. But now he was King Monkey and all those that had spat on him before would now pay! He rode his golden horse from home to home, demanding
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2They were more interested in a giant re-creation of a purple flocked bull with a nodding head on a hook in the back window of a giant car. Elliot did not consider this to be art.
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2the inspiration for the Blinking Orange Game, where you toss a blinking orange into a trash can and watch it blink. This was wildly popular when it came out as a video game, but
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2his Significant Other Bruce could plainly see. Bruce tried to cheer up Dr. Seuss with his Alan Sues impressions, but the good doctor could only gaze painfully at his blank tablet.
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6. But one person alone knows that he's not crazy: Lynette saw the whole thing and knows that he tells the truth, but she has crippling social anxiety and cannot speak. So she knits
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6convulsions. Hiram, the bagel shop owner, pulled the frothing Pilonius Junior off the hot sidewalk and into the half-rennoved shop and put a package of cream cheese on his head to
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3was into bondage in those days, so I told Wood Boy to take a hike. Shrek was more my speed, what with his little tight nubbly vest and hosiery, but he didn't even know I was alive.
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67 or 8 hours until lethargy set in and I fell asleep in the Temperance fountain on Indiana Avenue. When I awoke, a second grade class was standing there staring at me while the
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4how it had "turned" after its expiration date. I took a pair of tongs and threw the can into the trash, but late at night I heard Martha Stewart's laughter coming from the kitchen.
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5here nor there, but both. For Emma is everywhere, her essence on the drapery, her dried tears on the carpet. A walk in the garden is a walk in her heart. We are all Emma. You too.
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5use Bloody Hell brand laundry detergent to get it out again." So remember, friends- when life is bloody inconvenient use Bloody Hell detergent and all your cover-up will be a snap.
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10automatic butt wiper, which will be like a wind-sheild wiper, only for butts. I know this sounds crude, and I'm sorry. But it would be oh so convenient for those busy commutes.
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3Liquor Store, his car having stalled at the pickup window. Seems Adam had picked up more than he could handle. The ghost of Eve Arden and her three spectral breasts hovered nearby.
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2No, they were more interested in the giant statues of Squawkers and Nona that the two had erected of themselves, and quickly covered them in feces until they were unrecognizable.
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4When the rabbit had eaten all the leaves, it began to nibble on Mr. Jonasson. "Leaping Lizards, it's a carnivorous rodent!" he said as he yanked his foot from the rabbit's mouth.
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4I took Thale to a sale and we both saved so much that we took the savings and bought matching custom t-shirts that said "Beast Friends 4Ever!!!". And then we got smoothies.
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3We politely ignored this tedious remark and went on sounding out words in our first grade reader. Dick, Jane and Sally? Who were these people? They didn't even have cell phones.
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6underpants on and run around the house seven or eight times before he got down to business. Persoanlly, I was shocked at his stalling techniques, but how can you trust an alien
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4But nobody could really understand him, what with all the choking sounds he was making. The judge and jury put away the Ouija board and took brandy in the drawing room, where the