Finished Folds (3781—3800)
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4was definitely the holiest of rice wines, a religious experience with every small, warm sip. It was what I was drinking the night I had the most inspired idea of my life.
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5"Well, watch where you're going next time," Lois chastised me as she brushed off her smart wool suit and fussed over Superman's cape, which of course showed no smudge. "I am a
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2Sassafrass did not believe in Xmas. Yes, even for all his jester jests, Sassafrass did not really like the idea of other people enjoying themselves. He seethed with each titter
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6-s-On-Nails model. He could run his Press-On-Nails through his thatch of beige hair and make that poochy face and women would flock to buy that product just to look like him.
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2The Father chased the flying insect robots as far as he could, but could not retrieve the drone. Falling to his knees, he summoned the great Mecha-Godzilla to help him foil them.
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4-control toothpaste tubes. Unsuspecting brown-toothed people would buy these products and rub the souls of the damned on their teeth with the hopes of obtaining more sex appeal.
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3adults who had all put childhood behind them and supported Little Jackie Paper's right to grow up. How dare they! Incensed, the White Dragons' roaring deafened the grown children
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4hound's tooth atomizer that one could discreetly whip from one's pocket and spray orally whenever one wanted horrendous dog breath. Mormons at the door? Send them flying! Salesman
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1low tolerance for anyone that moved. The wolf padded quietly to the meat pie, devoured it and washed it down with water he drank straight from the toilet while the party crowd ran
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7the integrity their avant-garde status as they still hadn't been admitted to the plebian Rock'n'Roll Hall of Fame. In fact, Yes had rigged the voting for said award against themsel
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2as he picked his nose and wiped it on the seat of his little cargo pants. His parents were always fighting. So he decided to run away and join the Sergio Mendez band. It wasn't
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3might cause one of the blinking oranges she was using as pasties that night to flash out of sequence due to low battery power! But she didn't have time to check it before showtime
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4Meanwhile, just a few blocks away, in a small kiosk, a lamb was gyrating wildly to brazen music. Around her the rams drank and bleated and stuffed sheep money in her g-string.
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4From there Tiger pounced forth upon the red-eyed people, tearing them asunder. No-one could call him a liar, particularly since he had killed them all and served them on a bed of
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2his elastic waistband was all ready stretched to its limit and quite uncomfortable. But that was the least of Priest Pat's worries now that he'd injected insulin into the orphans.
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3He got the nickname Blue Clyde after the time he drank blue Kool-aid and hallucinated that he was one of the Blue Meanies. They were sure it was him, not me, that had spiked their
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3it before Art pounced upon him again, causing the pistol to go off, the bullet diving straight into Art's brain. Zed pushed Art's dead body off himself in disbelief. Blood was
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2Mariah, "that a shadowless cauliflower should start a war!" She had over-simplified the matter as usual. That cauliflower had taken over the garden and forced all the vegetables
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4(with assistance from the high priest of being one sunny September morning in 2016) I alone have achieved the fold of all folds! Soon the golden blinking orange shall be mine!
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2the catty cattle had stampeded and run over the doggie goggles and so the Jack Russells had no eye protection with which to hunt the snakes. The snake population doubled overnight.