Finished Folds (361—380)
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2Q ran away with U, but U didn't care. U never cared. Q had to lead him around everywhere, even though he could start any word all by himself. It was Q that needed U. But I didn't
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2mind a little acid scrub. Always leave loaded guns around toddlers. If a spider is pretty, pet it. Any animal that is foaming at the mouth is just looking for love, so go hug it.
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2influence of eggnog, and was taken to jail to dry out. Comet and Dasher escaped to the North Pole, where they had sovereignty. Dancer became a hit hoofer on Dancing With The Stars,
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1maneuver, which involved a series of pulleys, chains, and a small trumpeter named Pete, none of which they had available, so Haiti lost the war and everyone had to learn Romanian.
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5carnivorous jaws, because that is how he got that way in the first place. But Thing never listens, not having any ears. Uncle Fester has to translate for him through a series of
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3well with our last product, TNT Paint, and we nearly got our pants sued off by people who thought it was fingerpaint, even though we clearly stated on the label that it would blow
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2at", but it was too late. By that time everyone was looking at the fake hratha on Marty's neck. He and Saul were refused service at Mfufu's Place, their favorite bar, even though
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3a loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and extra Swift Carrots (for the emerald horse), he rode off to his little shack in the Everglades. The kidnapped heiress resisted his gumbo as long
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4my need for protein after all those years of bananas. "Only three more, darling," Morticia giggled at me, "or I shall have to buy smaller shoes." "I'm sorry. How greedy of me," I
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1of the storyteller twinkled impishly at us as she began her tale. As she spoke, she seemed to fade into the background as the story's characters came forward into the light. The
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1me out of this space jam. I found him sitting with his posse at a back table. "Dr. FeelingStan," I began, but his bodyguards gave me a stare that could melt an asteroid. "Nobody
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2burst with a deafening pop and I was sent flying through the night air and into a cactus. She came through with only a bruise, but it took four hours to get all the needles out of
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3-n extra hand didn't really matter, or maybe it made him a better performer. "Many hands make light work", my Gram used to say. Come to think of t, she had an extra hand, too. Paul
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2"My wig shop!" cried Mr. Androgen, "Someone broke into it and stole my wigs! Stop, theif!" he screamed as he chased Alex Jones through the bloody streets. But Alex had changed his
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1"Capitalist TOOLS!" the anarchists yelled at the fallen books before they doused them with gasoline and lit them on fire. "Power to the illiterate!" they screamed as they fled the
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3the extra appendages enthusiastically in his notebook before peering again through the lens. The man-slug had grown twice it's previous size and now had a mustache. Moreau slid the
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2Sponge Bob asked her. "Look, I am grateful and all, but not that grateful. Ew," she said, as she flipped him off with her tail fin. Sponge Bob wondered if he'd ever have children.
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2think our family could bear another second-cousin wedding," he said to her, "We're too inbred as it is." "Fine, I didn't want to marry you anyway!" she said with tears in her three
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2-ing I found out that she had married a man named Clarence Burn over the weekend, and was now Edwina Burn. The good news was that she was pregnant and would no longer be teaching
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2the lake, where they pushed him in as a joke, the jerks. They laughed as he sputtered and flailed in the cold water but the laughter died down when he sank like a rock and did not