Finished Folds (381—400)
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3That was when I knew that he and I were from different galaxies, not just physically, but spiritually. I cried as I watched his spaceship take off, but I knew it was for the best.
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3and when Man returned again to the forest, they would find themselves hip-deep in Bambi boom-boom. That would teach them to kill his mother! Now a hero, (and clean as a whistle),
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2. The others watched as Felipe fell gracefully through the air in flawless form before disappearing into the thick Dubai traffic, below. They did not see if he crashed. They only
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3force you to try on a pair of pants that aren't pink!" she said. "But I am The Man in Pink Pants!" he protested, "It is my identity!" "Well, it isn't mine!" she shouted, leaving
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3Then one day, as she nodded absentmindedly in the background as he gave another useless speech, the senator's wife suddenly tore off her clothes and exclaimed, "I can't take it any
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3divorce from their tadpole brides, claiming irreconcilable number of fully formed legs. The tadpoles just wiggled away and refused to pay alimony. Mr. Frog was now penniless and
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1and a huge capacity for underestimating how much watermelon you can fit into your stomach. Walter felt he was capable of both, but finding he could not breathe as the huge fruit
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3This world was not meant for such extreme excess ecstasy. Something had to be done. Laws needed to be enacted. Gloom needed to be spread. But how? People were listening to the
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2The elite attorney took their money and laughed himself all the way to Aruba. It was February and the beach was beautiful. A beautiful dyslexic woman sidled up to him and smiled.
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2the flat tire. But Nova's sister received no such recognition, having had nothing to do with the wheel's invention. Nova's brother Axel went on to invent the wheel connection, but
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1out with a fork he'd found on Fourth and Fairlane at some point previous to his prison period. Frowning, he fretted as the fetid punch poured down his puss and pounded into his pot
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2-ed at the ghosts, but otherwise did little to disperse them. "Vankman, you idiot," Cheryl hissed at him, "You have to threaten their plasma or something!" But by this time the gho
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2making parents pay for a lot of school when they know the kids aren't interested. So the parents were happy, the kids were happy, and the zombies were happy. She had solved everyth
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6was palpable as they watched the landfills pile high with unopened Moose Cola cans. It was referred to as "The Uncoola", but the hobos that roamed the dumps soon developed a taste
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2I turned my back on them and tucked my little fabric tail under myself as I crept from the alley. Through my puppy-head eyeholes I could see the world opening up before me. There
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2hit, which destroyed the turducken. But the soothing waters of the duck pond kept me safe from the flying debris, and when I emerged, I found Mrs. Smythe's house on the other side
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2-om him, but what, exactly? He wagged his tail. Master and Child ignored him. He barked. They scolded him. He wanted so badly to please them, but they weren't paying attention.
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2Joe sat and stared stupidly at the walkie-talkies. He had no idea how to respond to them. Shower them with gifts? Ask them to marry him? They beeped again. He could hear Sarge's vo
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4before heading off to the Silk Road, which as everyone knows is infested with silkworms. Marcia wrote to Marco several times, but her letters were eaten by bookworms. So they never
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2does not accept Dr. Suess as your rightful Creator?" The Star-Bellied Sneetches glanced around nervously, having not gone to church in just ages. Finally Belle Star spoke up. "Your