Finished Folds (341—360)
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6looked back at me. "See here now, ya mug," it said, (being hard boiled and all), "you stop poaching my people and I'll not give you Salmonella. You got that?" "But you're my breakf
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2hot and bothered!" Batman sat the old butler down on a chair in the Batcave and fanned his flushed face. "Why Alfred, I didn't know you swung that way," said the caped crusader.
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3as the armies of Chief Crazy Daisy and Sitting Tulip attacked him with giant choking clouds of pollen. Custer fell to his knees, clutching his chest and poking a finger on a medal.
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3-illion dollops a year he earns as the occupant of the hermitage in the Rockefeller's east garden. In his rags, he grumbles about taxes, meanwhile his bank account swells to
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2, his lawyers, to make sure he couldn't be sued. Placiris paid Gribrow & Shuk plenty for this protection, as the Temple of Venus was known for its lawsuits as well as its massage
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1rocket scientists firing off their experiments next door. "Can you hold it down over there?" Papet yelled out the bell tower window, "We're trying to practice our ringing!" But the
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2them at Adele's Huge Bush Emporium. If Grandad was always satisfied when he went to Adele's Big Bush, that's good enough for me. I think. Hedging my bets, I visited Adele and asked
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2-ir whoopie-making became so violent that the glass elevator tilted and became wedged between The Promenade and the Bargain Basement. Landi and Ian didn't notice, at first, that
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2This worked out fine for everyone until trash pickup day (last Thursday) when the entire city was taken to the municipal landfill. "What a dump!" the mayor exclaimed, as he pulled
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2Once depleted, you are basically a brain in a cardboard box. Eventually the brain fluids will soak through, and it will drop out the bottom. The brain will then roll along the
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2The alien horse rustlers laughed their tinny laugh at James as they rode away in their tinny covered-wagon-shaped craft. They had his pony and no amount of dollops would bring her
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3the barking meatmen of Olympus frightened Festeringface out of his little ghostly under-toga panties. Rather than face them, he decided to leap off the cloud and into the world of
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2May 7, 1915, or thereabouts. But who cares what he bought. I don't. Unless he bought it for me. Hmmm.... maybe he intends to surprise me? In that case, I must rehearse my sincere
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4and a court order asking me to abstain, which was a stain on my record, and caused me to to drop mu hot dog, causing a stain on my shorts, which was all I was wearing that fateful
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1and what he calls stew, we can't afford, even if it is a special occasion. So I hope that if he calls us, it isn't when we're on FS, and if we are, it is to invite us to dinner.
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5Paul's drag race track, which had much better food, but was not always open. Rudy's BBQ Shack is open 24/7 and uses only the finest bloated pork that is found in any sewer system.
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1had nothing on us at that time, but we certainly knew how to stretch a penny, you little whippersnappers. You don't know what's good. Stale candy from a dumpster is still delicious
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2ster. I live in sea. I have tiny mouth and must scream. Rubber bands on claws. Large creatures pointing. Me lifted by tongs. Me thrown into boiling water. I go to lobster heaven.
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1Unless, as they say, an apple a day keeps the doctor away, meaning that most doctors are allergic to apples, and might prefer pears. Doctor Goodfeel pondered this as he reached for
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1-hearted laughter of the unicorns on the other side made him cry with longing. An unicorn peeked over the wall and asked him if he'd like to join them there, but it would require