Finished Folds (3801—3820)
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3someone more than willing to jump her bones. The skeleton woman (as evidenced by her small rib cage and larger pelvic bones) tried a push-up bra, but there wasn't anything to push
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4Apparently being a private detective does not come with insurance benefits. So I gave the suitcase of money to Det. Manatee and he promptly fled, leaving Sally the seal and me in
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4to it now, it calls to you and you can't refuse. When you got a Lulu like the Lulu you got, you got nothing to lose. And say, do you wanna watch "Let's Make a Deal"?
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3Who Will Paint Any Car for $99.99. But rejoice. This is the low point of your life. It can't get worse than this: Driving your sickly beige car with tears in your eyes. Can it?
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3By this time the yellow case had tumbled down an embankment and onto a beaver dam. Alarmed by the sudden noise, the beaver had come out to investigate. He opened the case and began
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6of fruitcake, which I had hoped bore no resemblance to either her or to me. By the looks we were getting, I think I may have been wrong (and walnut cake).
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4welcomed me as a hero. But the accolades could not lift me from the doubts about my only child. Had I done enough to ensure his safety? Can any parent truly know?
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2story I ever folded. I had big dreams for that story, and thought I'd nailed it. Then I saw my glaring typos in the finished product and wept hot tears of shame. But eh, I lived.
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2store close by, and they all love to take photographs. His red hair was the subject of so many photos that they created the Plutonian Museum of the Ginger Photography. Awkward!
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4happening in brain. Me scared. Me bash stranger! But stranger talk me out of it, offer food. Food good. Stranger and me friends. Life good. Fold bad. Me happy at last. No brain.
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3I had written it myself, laughing loudly at all the so-called witty passages until the librarian asked me to leave. "When do you get off?" I asked her. "Where do you?" she said.
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1, insisting that Rex found them all equally tasteless and that he'd had it "up ti here" with all of them. And sure enough, he was right. Nothing left of them but shoes and phones.
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4wazoo we go!" And with that, they flew out the window. I stared at the sky long after they'd disappeared, smoking and wondering what on God's Earth they had been talking about.
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4But the fame and money were not enough. He still wanted to be killed an put in a can. "Sorry, Charlie," said the Starkist rep, "but we still think you's make a heinous sandwich."
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2Brian Dennehy sauce so they could just eat it up. This kinda weirded us out, so we decided to quit show business while we could still think straight. Brian Dennehy sauce indeed!
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4"Look, I hate to interrupt your little story-time," said the cashier, "but let's move it along. That'll be $4.59." With a wave of his eyebrows, Satan sent her to Heck forever.
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4"Wait," I interrupted, "if you are killing me, then it's not MY sacrifice, is it?" She looked stung. I heard a rumbling and her turban exploded. That's the last anyone saw of her.
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3more things thrown from windows than he has fingers and toes to count them on. Don't ask him to count on his teeth, though. He lost them in the great sofa incident of 2017.
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5"They do if they have good luck!" argued one of the dog's other heads. The dog's body scratched at it's ears as he puzzled this out. Then a three headed squirrel ran by and
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5to whip them up gowns, horses and carriages for their proms. All that would take quite a bite out of our fairy budget. So we flew off to the city together to make do with the