Finished Folds (3981—4000)
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5with the purpose of disabling the Soviet Leader replicating machine. The best that he could do was to fix it so that it only replicated 130-year-old yogurt-eating grannies. Soon
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3never knowing how close they came to fame, or at least the famous. Lady Gaga was found guilty of their deaths , but it only served to make her more famous. "You can't have enough
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4just the gritty sort of music the world had been craving. South America's hits rose to the top of the charts. It was able to buy itself a jet and a luxury bus to get to gigs.
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4stoned partygoer who could remember him five minutes later. The eunuchs, however, had a more long-lasting career, wearing berets and calling themselves "The Euniks". They sang for
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5"ghetto music", which lead to Foot's ruination. But somehow Foot managed to escape the police for years, disguising himself as a torso with a jewel in its belly button. People were
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4These notes were later compiled into a book entitled "The Sea Monkeys Guide to the Legal Justice System" and in Universities around the world it was studied for its perspective.
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3heard (with his good ear) that there was a big art contest with a huge prize. He hurried downtown to enter it and hung up his painted bicycles in anticipation of victory. This was
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1wore tricorner hats. Helen took Mr. Teagarden to Mount St. Helens for a picnic, but the deviled eggs floated off on a river of lava when the volcano erupted. Damned deviled eggs!
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3-ion from his highly emotional girlfriend Flo, who was also dead. Sean's stony, decaying face would enrage her, but only deep down inside. "Does this casket make my butt look big?"
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5-h. But he was a real catch, even though he was a Pole. Plus, I knew his net worth. So I baited him and he fell for it hook, line and sinker. But something was fishy. Three days
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912 I'm going for an even dozen, 13 make that a baker's dozen, 14 Whoops, too many, let me put one back, 13 uh-oh that's a hoo-doo number- go back one, 12 Angry men, 11 It goes to
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1"In that case I'll take two chimpanzees in muu-muus," said James Blonde, "and make sure they're drunk." Well, Her Majesty's Secret Service refused his request on the grounds that
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4But no sooner did Sven do his first plie then Mrs. Feldman's phone began making a sound like a sea-monkey in heat. Sven was furious. "It's my sister," Mrs. Feldman explained, "She
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5(He is a hammerhead shark and can be very hard-headed about having us refer to him as "Dingy Do", but who wants to argue?) So Dingy Do and I went to find a dentist to fix my broken
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1conducting the London Philharmonic. The orchestra had waited patiently all this time for me to give the down beat and begin the concert. The bassoon player was giving me the
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5kind of puts a damper on the festivities," the Stickmen said as they leapt into the creek and floated down stream to the sea. Yes, they were wet, but alive and about to go on the
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3Hell when the station master suddenly closed up shop. "This isn't fair!" she yelled, little knowing that an angel had suddenly caused the station master to have acute diarrhea. She
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5-ake to my grave. Suffice it to say that the meta-sea-monkeys grew a hundred times their size on the nuclear au gratin and terrorized the planet even though they were 4 inches tall
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2and sister to Rhoda the robot, who was played by Julie Newmar on TV's "The Living Doll". But neither my Mom Rhona nor my aunt Rhoda looked like Julie Newmar, nor were they even
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5liquor. She certainly seemed to be feeling no pain, and was now taking off her wimple and habit and gyrating about her cell, the blood from her stigmatic wounds spraying the walls.