Finished Folds (4401—4420)
-
1Horrified, he contacted Superman, in hopes that he could reverse the Earth's rotation and then the nomination, but Superman was on vacation in Cleveland with Lois Lane and
-
4Yul Brenner's grave, where they left a bouquet of toupees. Dr. Quantiman and Drew Carey knew that they would never again grow any hair, but they could do an informercial for
-
4Paul McCartney to stop singing about him. Well, there was gunplay, and soon the old birdfeeder had become a ghost feeder and Sir Paul had to keep filling it with ectoplasm or
-
3holes had formed in space? Detective Blopski knew that in order to find these criminal animals (or "craminals" as he like to call them) he would have to enter one of these
-
4Walt put on a pair of mouse ears and did a little dance, which entranced George Lucas, who had never seen a dead man dance with mouse ears on before. "Okay, you win," he said.
-
4Karl the window washer, who was only in it for the money. Jerry Mahone and Kukla, who were the puppet-master's master puppets, planned to distract Karl with a cute little song and
-
7was unaware that the tree had caught hold of his squirrelly tail and was in no mood to let it go. "We'll see who finishes this story," said the tree as Frumpy struggled
-
2his re-entry to the earth's atmosphere had turned him into a ball of flame that many mistook for a meteor, but I knew it was really Bowie's soul, re-born as another kind of star.
-
3A huffing and puffing came from outside the window and he knew at once that the wolf was at the door, waiting to make rabbit stew out of him, but he was still stuck in his chair
-
9Cecil and had fled a dimension in which all towels had been persecuted and left to dry on the line. Cecil and I had been chased all over the universe and were wanted on seven
-
3K3R3 was back in black, but had turned yellow and would not invest any further dollops in Z4BO's wild pyramid schemes. He wanted to be able to retire to a nice robot home in
-
2The jokes were terrible, though, mostly dated "mother-in-law" jokes from the mid 1950's that everyone had heard before. My mother-in-law even knew them. Soupy Sales had written
-
3with a raging hangover which made him wince whenever the judge banged her gavel. "Mr. Cochran, are you all right?" the judge asked him as he leaned over to spew into a trashcan
-
6to all but sea monkey eyes, which could read the printing but could not interpret it in dance form. But Troi had studied with the great Mick Hail Brushnokiev and enlightened them
-
3Served with this meal was a complimentary smoothie made out of black raspberries, fennel and sea monkey eyes. One sip and I had the strength of forty million sea monkeys.
-
6informed me that my parrot was, indeed, dead and that the cheese had run all over the floor and the cat had eaten it. No wait, that was another python. My newly scented fingers
-
2She Googled "channel 147" and found that it was not a recommended site, as it contained a virus. So she drank plenty of water and took her vitamin C, and visited the site anyway.
-
4But the Texans down the street hated me, called me "stuck up" and tried to make my skin into cowboy boots. Luckily Mrs. Ostrich knew karate and was able to
-
5This despite warnings posted by the movie and TV show title (both starring Doris Day, I think). But Ginsberg and Kerouac were way too cool for Doris Day and went On the Road
-
2The first picture of five was of a twelve year old Sea monkey, the oldest one living at the time (October of 1978). His brow was rumpled from all the grief he had suffered