Finished Folds (4001—4020)
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5-rdinate the annual "Pining for the Fjords" event, where Keith attempted to lead the birds in flight but mostly just passed out on the beach. Mick usually took over for him and
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5of both naughty and nice was tossed into the shredder. Santa retired and went to Santa Barbara to live out his years with the missus, enjoying early-bird specials every night.
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4-nd overstuffed unitards any day. Soon there would be no more unsightly old people with their wrinkles and flab, just young, shiny, vigorous robots as far as they eye can see.
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2If only he could have smelt the blood of a Frenchman. Then we could finally put that French couple, Mr. and Mrs. Pink Pants out of our minds for good. They're so weird, the French.
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4between him and Mary Poppins was never proven, as she had just caught the last breeze out of town with all the evidence in her carpetbag.
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4Between two walls was the dining room for Lou's Pizzzarhea. No-one there could tell for sure if it was Purgatory or not. It smelled great, but your order never came. Ever. Ever.
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4Aye, it was a swell Pagan feast except when the religious right appeared and tried to poop on their party. That party continues on to this day in Purgatory. Join us, won't you?
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3recipe for gazpacho!" So the ants opened a restaurant called Aunt Ant's Eatery, but cutomers were weirded out by all the ants inside, so they had to file for bankruptcy. Dumb ants!
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3Luckily, someone found Vera's shit. "Thank you," Vera told them as they handed it to her, "I must have dropped it on the sidewalk." So Vera and her husband went out for a nice
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3what the deuce Jon was talking about. "Look, you're not going to Yale, Green Goblin, no matter how lofty your essay." The Goblin could not believe that his lifelong dream was not
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1"That'll teach them- stupid leg-humping snowmen, anyway!" he muttered as he smashed the frozen creature into a puddle. Suddenly the darkness of the cave was pierced by a glow
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4have no talent for the craft. It's no use, I'll never bewitch a village idiot or turn a crow into a coachman." Simona's eyes filled with tears and her father the King felt bad for
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3He hoped that someone would name him Mr. Buckets and would feed him cream and let him go to sleep on their tum-tum. Much to his surprise he wound up being a female Siamese cat and
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1sue Willie Wonka for encouraging their over-eating habit, but the chocolate would keep on flowing. The Oompa Loompas are really conspiring to kill us all by making us unhealthy
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6Company A, but Company B figured that Jackie would do that so they decided to stay behind Company A until Jackie was placated. Jackie finally gave up and went for a drik at Clive's
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4piddling on the pants leg of anyone he perceived to be a rocket scientist. This made the poodle very unpopular in most laboratories and did nothing to stop the V1 rockets from
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3But if they were in back of your front, where would they be? Behind you- or maybe inside your chest cavity somewhere? "Ew. That's gross," she told him in no uncertain terms.
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2The ferrets were livid when they found that someone had raided their fridges and taken all their cold cuts.It was obviously the work of robots on behalf of humans. So the ferrets
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3"I am a trumpeter swan," she told the interviewer, "I studied with Dizzy Gillespie and Miles Davis and have played every dive in this city. But fame has eluded me because I have no
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4"Those zombies have stolen my wigs!" shouts Gladys, the wig shop owner, "Stop them!" Zombies in pompadours, Marie Antionettes and shags stagger down the street in search of brains.