Finished Folds (4001—4020)
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7senior citizens with eyesight so bad that they couldn't tell a date from a prune. The two teen girls escaped from the old folks home by disguising themselves as dietitians and
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4the fruit flies who stood to be the ones to most benefit from the pile of rotting fruit, apart from a pair of orangutans who had escaped from the zoo and moved to apartment 2C.
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4are a layabout and will never have any other income. I would caution you to invest your inheritance, but I doubt you would listen, my boy. Loose women have taken your loose change
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3, no-one noticed their plight. "We are here, We are here, WE ARE FRAMED!" the patsies yelled from their eensy prison. After a while they discovered that they could easily escape
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5"Parrot Roller Derby Smackdown!" the nine gaudy birds chanted. With a roar of wheels the parrots hit the rink, shrieking and tearing at each other's feathers. Ethel was referee,
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5So really what I'm saying is that it's a total drag and I wouldn't be doing it if I didn't need the money to pay my psychiatrist, who has been sending threatening emails. So off I
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3thousands of fairies hanging around waiting to hook people up. The place was lousy with them! The fairies were so despondent at the lack of love action that they were neglecting
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6to the water's edge. Together they rode across the Styx and into the afterlife, where they opened a five star restaurant full of images of food for those who no longer ate.
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9that another baby had fallen from its crib and needed an escort to Neverland. Peter was happy to get out of Pster's glam world and fly back to his heaven for fallen children.
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5Professor Loomis won that round, but later was asked to leave the university for undisclosed reasons. His classroom sat empty, but for a sign which read "Back in a Minute."
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3a little bit bigger and there were a few less derelicts in the alleys. Mrs. Mappelthorpe thought she was cleaning up the neighborhood but she was really digging a hole to heck.
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5Eyes filled with tears as the little cheese ball was lifted to the glorious bosom of heaven. Perforated edges became smooth and never again was there a malevolent word spoken.
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5make things even more complicated. The Dragon's Muzzle Society met every third Thursday at Jake's on the strip and drank cheap beer and salsa until they could breathe fire.
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4It was a tacky old thing anyway, they should have thanked me for wrecking it. Harry's girlfriend had horrendous taste in boyfriends and in china cabinets. I told them that they
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2"Sorry sir- no pants, no service," the wench replied. Well, I was fit to be tied. It was all his fault I had no pants on, and yet I was being persecuted. Thinking quickly, I fashio
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4My model of Stonehenge made out of Tostitos was finished, and I immediately felt the power of the tasty snacks increase as the dawn broke over their pointed crests. She did not
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5The hazy skies parted to reveal the cosmos, and all the planets aligned. Wilbur the Great Dane climbed a stairway to heaven, panting and drooling all the way and causing a flood
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7your toes, Brian Dennehy puts on hose!" the teacher called out, and the students, who were terrified by now, began trying to dance just to keep things from blowing up. "Promenade
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7looking like the inside of a 1965 Good Humor Ice Cream Truck. Sweetpea and the Dreamlord Elk started doing the Samba and it was so hot that all that was frozen began to melt.
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11to set before the gods. I put it on my silver platter and raced up to Valhalla, where Odin and the gang were throwing a party to welcome the newly slain. When they saw my esoteric