Finished Folds (4041—4060)
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3chimpanzee. It was crazy, but it was worth a try to Sparky the amorous parakeet. Sparky sang "I wanna hold your hand" to the chimp, but it only flung poop at him. No love.
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3There is. Those hobby linguists have gigantic bottoms, the kind that kill chairs. It all come from too much sitting and talking. Next time I'm giving them rocks to sit on.
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6Sometimes I know just how they feel.
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4Detective Papaya glowered hard into the grape jam-smeared face of his victim and saw the desperation in the farmer's eyes. They stared at eachother a minute, then fell in love.
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1But when the lasers shot God in the eye, that was the last straw. God took all his beautiful big booty women and retreated to Heaven to continue the party away from the hoi polloi.
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5Let's face it, I don't know where I am or what I'm doing, but at least I'm awake and that's a good start. Now I can get up and walk myself into the new day with a mug in my hand.
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4-efertiti reached out with her left paw and slapped Jaraz clear into the next folded story. She then demurely sashayed to her little velvet pillow by the window and went to bed.
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6The Happiest Place on Earth had become the Deadliest Place on Earth, and the gutters ran with the over-sugared blood of the innocent. But eh, in four years we can vote again.
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3After that the newlyweds were glad that their house was full of woodpecker holes, because the green soup gave them gas like nobody's business. The honeymoon was over.
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6In fact, he bruised all over, except for the place that was hit. He was like an Oompa-Loompa, only purple instead of orange, and with one unbruised spot, which stuck out like a
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8He went and found the most dangerous gang of lobsters he knew- the lobster mobsters- to get revenge on Lecter, finish him off, and serve him with lemon butter and chianti.
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4His words rang cold against her heavy heart. It seemed so unfair that she had to give up the one person she could love for the sake of a cruel, undeserving world. She closed up the
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5nipples on his left man-boob that he hoped the tomato's equation would help to solve. He was so distressed about these that Dr. Sardonicus wouldn't even disrobe for his own doctor.
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6By then her poor purse had croaked from all the extra weight, but the bank accepted the quarters, deposited them in her account, and then charged her $3,720 for processing. She had
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1-morous invitation like this came so seldom any more that we joined Lil Squeak and Mr. Blackfish in the lake for tea, even though it was very watered down and the biscuits were
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3(That means Darren didn't help. Get it? Haw!) Tabitha and Samantha invited Dr. Bombay over for coconut curry in their newly painted kitchen, and he appeared immediately, wearing
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4was served to Mrs. Coconut who, upon recognizing the flesh of her husband, screamed and refused to ever again offer gifts to the goddess Lakshmi. Lakshmi banished Mrs. Coconut from
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3Persnickety Mellon-Jones was able to cure him of his folditis by making him fold ten stories in rapid succession. That fixed his little red wagon, Sunny Jim. Ten-fold!
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3that lead me to St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast where I stole the margarine and first heard the pumpkin breathing over the erratic jazz stylings of the Mothers of Invention.
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6and passed right through me. What a purge! I'm pretty sure I saw the Buddha sometime during this episode and he too k me out for cocktails at Dobie's Bar. I awoke refreshed.