Finished Folds (4061—4080)
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6charged $10 a pop for people to see Prizma, the amazing rainbow-oozing boy. Then he was invited to appear on the Ellen Degeneres Show, where he told Ellen how miserable he was.
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3The dogs took over their jobs and walked themselves at midnight. they were so dependable that they made a lot of good money, which of course they wasted on cheap chew toys and Alpo
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3Wasn't he that tail-less cat who used to beg at the back door of the cafeteria for left over tuna salad? To test this theory she held out a can-opener. Sure enough, Mannix stood on
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2So the tub proved to be utterly useless for storing Futique's fathom collection, which only consisted of one fathom. A lady with red hair offered to store it in her garage, but
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5hipster with a beard and a lime green fedora that he described as "ironic" but did nothing for his complexion. Freddy was proud of his hat and often wore it to Blue Clyde concerts
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6Plebosplckatus was the secret ingredient in many of the "mustard" gasses used during the great war. Some say it won the war for our side, but at what cost, my friends?
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8early Tupperware, back when it was made of wood and didn't "burp" as easily as it later did when it was made of plastic. Lord knows how they stayed in business. How embarrassing!
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2ancestry to the original dogs of war. The robots felt something new inside, something they hadn't felt before. It was jealousy over their lack of ancestors and it shocked them.
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5no voters left alive to continue the elections, so the twins elected themselves monarchs and ruled no-one until they both died of starvation, thank heavens.
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3even though he was not an amateur and didn't need the money. The man who had danced with a potato on his head was beside himself with rage, being the one who truly deserved to win.
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1...Mum? But Mum did not answer, as she had drifted beyond the subtle time of old age and out into the open universe. She was free, floating in the bright nebulae of eternity.
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4the brook so we can go to tea at Owl's?" "We don't like to be referred to as 'roos'!" the roos retorted. "Sorry," said Pooh, but by that time Owl had left in a foul mood. Get it?
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1gin every day at 4pm and became more and more annoyed by visitors. "Don't you ever knock?" he would shout at them as they flailed at the curtains in the doorway. It was Heck.
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2the head of Brahma, lest you wake him and end this universe forever. But flies do not heed any warnings, and so the end came about with a soft buzz instead of a bang.
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3whispered "hush, hush..." as I curled into a fetal position on the floor. The room dissolved with me in it, and we were no more, every pixel of us vanished as if we'd never been.
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1In the end I gave up my dancing career to become a greengrocer. Everyone came to me for their oranges. I had to give it up when I went colorblind. That's it, in black and white.
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1until you're sure they'll put you in the Nut Hatch if you dare mention it to a soul. She would have been better off in the Nut Hatch, though, safe and clean. What a conundrum.
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3longed for the drab, grey t-shirts of the other garage bands. But they wore the day-glo clothes because it thrilled Mum so to see her creations on stage. They were good boys.
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5, leaving kaleidoscopic sputum patterns hanging briefly in the wind for all to photograph. A dog remembers every pattern he's ever ejected out of a car window as an art form.
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2130-year-old yogurt-eating grannies of the Ukraine. Yogi smiled, knowing that his Yogurt Yurt would stay in business and he would be able to retire in style at Jellystone Park.