Finished Folds (4021—4040)
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8grocery store in search of more eggs. Strangely, there were none to be found. She went directly to the dairy, still no eggs. Finally she saw a chicken crossing the road. She asked
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0It's lucky for them that they were deaf, since Uncle Ernie would play his Wurlitzer organ day and night with his feet. The rest of the family had to use earplugs.
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3Vengeance sleeps. Vengeance goes on vacation and forgets its diet. Vengeance gets flabby. Vengeance blames it on middle age. And Vengeance eventually dies, knowing it was no use.
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2So thanks to Hansel, Gretel avoided Black Beard's bad advice and bought herself a Neti Pot, which did nothing for her sinusitis but did cause others to pity her desperation.
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3"O Susanna, o don't you cry for me," the eye/witch doctor would sing whenever he thought of his great success solving Susanna's eye problems. Then he would dance around the fire
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1Well, he tried to anyway, but his lisp was so pronounced that I couldn't understand a word he said. His great tusks were getting in the way of communication. "O God of Tusks," I
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3lines to accentuate the caffeine in an attempt to build up his resolve, but all it did was give him the shakes. Billy was found on the bathroom floor at Starbucks and taken to
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1Little did he suspect that the Pokemon were searching for him. He had been pre-paid to play guitar at Pokepaloosa and had never shown up.
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5Alas, all the words they learned were foul words. Or fowl words. In any case, they were very offensive to birds, which is why they poop on us to this very day. They're offended by
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3But it was too late, she had all ready chewed me up and spat me out. That's okay, it only tenderized me for more of her abuse. I know she gets weary, whales do get weary wearing
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5she decides to rent the tenement next door, in which case we would be neighbors and probably sit on the stoop and talk all night. She seems like the kind of person who would
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4falmingo laid a falmingo egg on his forehead. "Explain THAT to your wife," the falmingo said (rather rudely, he thought). "I was just admiring your legs," he told the falmingo.
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6door neighbor's windsheild, where I spasmed for a while before finally dying. My neighbor turned on the wiper fluid and I disappeared to the sound of frogs laughing far away.
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2show, now called "Stanko Spits on the Stars' Pets" and he made so much money that the inevitable avalanche of lawsuits made barely a dent in it. Stanko built a purse-shaped chalet
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4donned their vestments. Then Serandipidee clapped the cymbals of Doom, signifying the Rapture and they watched as everyone else floated to Heaven. "Just kidding!" she yelled after
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2seem to have any problems getting dates with the skanky ladies of the roller rink, who would do practically anything for a churro from the snack bar. Damon was quite the Romeo here
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4Detective Manatee finally concluded that the brains belonged to Frankenstein's monster, but seeing as how the monster had never reported them missing, there was nothing left to do
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5button just before the timer ran to zero. I looked at my post, but it made no sense and didn't carry the folded story which was going well in the previous lines. Had I blown it?
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3dressed in tights and pointy shoes, their hat feathers whipping about in the breeze and getting caught in their instruments. "You're a lyre!" Bartholomew yelled at his favorite
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5hot and black, just like Maybelline, but unlike her the coffee allowed Chuck Berry's lips to touch it. Meanwhile, Maybelline was motor-vating over the hill in a Coupe deVille.