Finished Folds (4081—4100)
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1cows came home and demanded to be milked. He was furious, and as soon as he'd milked them all he quit his job at the dairy and begged for his old job repairing kilts with his mum.
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2knock-down drag-out fights keeping them up all night long. The pickaxe had taken care of them, too. All that was behind them, now that they lived underground with the moles.
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2avert your eyes from in humble awe. This scene was removed from the final cut because of its sensitive nature and the world was deprived of ever seeing the most moving thing, ever.
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2-ing even on the brightest day. He had his wits removed when they became too much and spent the rest of his days happy, sitting on a wall and shouting "Oo-arr" at strangers.
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6the most money they had made since the last movie they were in. The Klingons bought a home in Malibu, and the Enterprise crew bought a small island near Portugal. Earth rules.
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2trick, eh? The priest got into his Swedish boat and Samantha wiggled her nose and the wind picked up and sailed the boat all the way to Cuba, where the air was thick with cigar
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5first person to order a Pikachu t-shirt made from their silk, but unfortunately had to wait hundreds of years for its arrival in the mail. "Dear Mr. Khan," the letter read, "We are
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3of this insubordination, even if they called her a bitch. She was above all that, according to her breeding. "I squat on your attitudes," she told them, "Let them eat Alpo".
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2and shot out of the bowl and onto the countertop, where she flailed for several minutes before the cat got her. She awoke in a dark place that smelled of Little Friskies and Hell.
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2, men or lab rats?" But there were no men left by that time, only the lab rats, who were so blind and stoned on chemicals that they didn't know their tails from maltodextrous.
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1dream in which she left this story fold and flew off to what she supposed was Belgium. When she woke up, she found it was true. She was free, above reproach, and out of her gourd.
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4we needed. The day was saved, the wild ponies ran free, the babies had their pablum, and Aunt Mildred got her mustache waxed, all thanks to Uncle Jakob and his magnificent mold.
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3swimming pool-sized embroidered pillow which read: "Sorry about the anchors". Temmie made a postage-stamp sized one which read "Apology NOT accepted. F.U." War was immanent.
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2O'Rama" Johnston ordered a ten gallon hatful and suffered renal failure. Sales went down considerably after that, even though the whiskey was perfectly good in spite of the lint.
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4truck stop for a celebratory picnic. Some humans died of ptomaine poisoning, but most cats merely moved on to subsequent lives, except Mitzy, who was finally accepted into heaven.
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5Mary jumped on her hairless horse deNudeo and rode like the hot wind of an elephant seal after eating three bean dip. Her future and fame was now in sight. She felt vindicated!
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4duties to come and admire it. Studded with garlic cloves, it stood 120 feet tall, tall enough to keep a watch out for pretzel zombies, who were easily defeated by hot mustard
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2up as the frogs anticipated the arrival of the jellyfish on the beach beyond. To these gigantic frogs, jellyfish are just very huge and spicy bugs. I enjoyed watching them leap
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2No, it was Katty Kay of the BBC News. "Today in Parliament," she began, then started harking up a hairball. The screen went dark. Parliament waited in the darkness for her to
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4flip me the bird with one of it's tiny silkworm feet. I would have smashed it, but it was in my Cream of Wheat at the time and I was wearing my good shirt. So I ate around it, and