Finished Folds (4101—4120)
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6next best thing to eating sawdust held together with Elmer's Glue-All. Mr. Kilroy says that I should go back to eating meat, but I can't bear the thought of Ferdina the cow in
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1and guava pits were known to cure scabies and I knew if I ate them every day, eventually they would go away sooner or later and my plastic crime fighter persona could carry on
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3But Eileen Jenkins next door did nothing but complain about the smell of their "ethnic food". Mme Roussaki tried to placate her by bringing her over a plate of spicy eels in bleach
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1(the adult version) but Shark Lady proved to be a temperamental actress and her steadily increasing list of demands broke the budget. Spielberg tried to get out of the contract by
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2But the Quesadilla Yurt's guac was hardly a foreign delicacy and the Non-Supreme Non-Overlord (TM) knew it. He them placed before the bulldogs a dainty plate of flan. They were con
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4sausage-buying before the sale got going. Those sausages were going to go fast. Grace positioned herself by the grocery store door, waiting for opening time. "Now!" said the pocket
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7She appreciated that I called her Ferdina, ever since she decided to identify as a cow rather than a bull. But she was still large enough to stop a speeding truck and I loved her.
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4found hanging in a tree in the woods, bleached by the sun and torn to shreds. It blew in the breeze and the little kids in town swore it was a ghost and would not go near it. Jill
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2"Tell him to buy a less breakable TV next time," snorted Sonny Boy. Mum had ha d just about enough of this by now. "That's it. You're out of here!" she shouted, showing Sonny the
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2However, no-one was quite prepared for the success of Yogi's Unitard Yurt. "Come to Yogi's Unitard Yurt and you won't need no pants or shirt" was their jingle. Hilfiger was enraged
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1until he found out that the goose was not referring to a cat-box. When everyone had had a nap and some juice they all felt much more agreeable and had fun gluing macaroni to paper.
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3laughable, and so were laughed right out of the house and senate. Oh how they laughed, the representatives and the senators and the monsters and the friends. Then they all went out
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4the "end this fold" option. Jeremy found himself floating silently in nothingness, a character without a story, but is he really any worse off than the rest of us? I think not.
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3had just been hit on the head with a large mallet held by someone off stage. The stunned celebs were usually unable to twitter, what with the birds twittering about their brows,
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4the plastic e-collar she wore to keep her from biting her stitches. The kittens came, ten of them, and each one was part feline, part cyborg, and stunningly beautiful.
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3ad the gall to post it without his permission!" said Lady Chatterbox, her eyes damp with tears. She took Sir Arthur's bruised hand from its gauntlet and covered it with kisses.
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4-llfully, hatefully- shunning any and all of history and culture, and yet unwittingly playing a part in it all the same, much as we did, my friend, no matter what we do.
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3123-year old yogurt-eating great great grandmother on some mountain in the Ukraine. He even wore a babushka. It reeked of growing potion but was otherwise not bad.
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3a monkey by the name of Folding Story was about to jump on his back. As Jerry researched where to get cheap folders for the office, Google offered "Folding Story" and foolishly, he
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3quickly fashioned the steak a pair of legs out of a leftover chicken wishbone. The steak danced around the room. "I could have danced all night," it sang. Nick chased it until