Finished Folds (4121—4140)
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3-hat machine has not been properly oiled!" "Bull Pucky!" shouted Carol, surprised at her own words echoing over the din. John had never heard her speak like that. She must be mad.
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3humans on that planet were tiny, and every one of them was named Bubba. These tiny Bubbas were physically and mentally slower than any insect, so it was no wonder that the bug
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2greasy from the picante sauce they'd had at the Quesadilla Hut earlier that day, and they couldn't get a good grip on the huge sledgehammer. It dropped onto Pierre's jack boot
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4et was his coupon for free nachos at the Quesadilla Yurt, which had been rendered worthless by the washing machine. Scarface howled when he saw what he had done.
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5don't think I shall describe the rest of this scene, as it is far too graphic for those with delicate sensibilities. Let's just say that Sam Peckinpah made it into a gross film .
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1a tramp and could wait for dinner at eight because she hardly ate anything, anyway. Certainly not mutton. Jerome, realizing that Lady Pharoe was paying him no mind, ate the mutton
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3The mob claimed to be the shark's next of kin and inherited all of his belongings, which came one day in a box. Inside was a Raggedy Andy doll and a dog-eared copy of "Moby Dick".
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2hearts. There were no winners in the end, for every heart involved had been broken. Tina and Benny never saw each other again, but each often wondered what could have been.
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1breeding grounds for cookies, and therefore distracting and unsafe for any child, let alone Cookie Monster- who was still a child mentally due to high sugar intake early in life.
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3sent them all scathing text messages which read: "Look up, you fools, you are about to be strangled by bus ceiling greenery." But all Bubba got in return was a "LOL" from Babs.
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2the phone and called Clifford the Big Red Dog, who came right away by Greyhound bus. Clifford shook the tiger like it was a rag doll and it limped away, still snarling. "Who's a
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4-pling hooks were no help. Roberto and Nona fell to their deaths and the evil cigar roared with joy, alone up on the ledge. Who says that cigars are safer than cigarettes?
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3n employment agency. Pretty soon the drivers were being spit in as fast as they were spit out and the bus was being propelled forward by their sheer momentum and used zero fuel.
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3atrocious because she never washes her hands before leaving the rest room. So if you are ever offered any Lazy Susan Zebra Cake Milk, be forewarned. You'll thank me later. Now go.
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0it when he stepped on his own ears any more. Being Obedience School grads, he dogs organized rather easily and chewed the wires to the speakers 'til they could again howl in peace.
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3backpack sales dropped dramatically, as most of the students now had pouches, and the guinea pig students were prone to just stuff their homework into their cheeks.
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2Halfway into the first case, Mrs. Monkberry's family grew tired of the Moon Pies and they were pushed to the back of the pantry where they stewed past their expiration date.
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1garbage, prepared expertly by the monks for the nanny goat and her husband. Spaghetti and garbage, Duck l'Garbage, garbage over rice, garbage pie... what meals they had, looking
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3But they died when the fertilizer built up in their systems and poisoned them, and the grass danced as it grew over their well-tended graves.
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1, his pee was tested for foreign matter to prove his racial purity. He failed when a trace of curry was detected. Damn that aloo baingan masala he'd tasted the night before!