Finished Folds (4141—4160)
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1and the nostril hairs add that tang of saltiness. But Jimmy Durante is dead and I'll never have another meal like that. Never, never, never...
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8From these branches grew peaches that I gave to the starving children of the neighborhood. Vladimir Gorodov offered to put salve on my back, but I declined his offer. There were
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3The jury went home and had bear mush for dinner, all except Little Red Riding Hood, who never touched the stuff after her "incident". He spent his final days in prison, his family
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4who was much too polite to sniff my bags, since I had none to sniff. (War wound, long story.) He sniffed everybody else's bags, though. I didn't mind, but they sure did.
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14use he was so sick from the pills he had found in the dumpster the night before. "You're a party pooper, Rattus," the other two Rattuses sneered as they swilled the poisoned brew.
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2was found in my pocket when I came to, days later. I chucked them into the nearest dumpster and was arrested for contributing to the delinquency of alley rats. Jail was a relief.
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1through with his "bucket list" and ready to die. "Aing weddie taw doye!" he said to St. Peter at the Gate. So Sammy died, but not with a silver spoon in his mouth.
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2Booth hollered from the bathroom, dressed in her Hazel costume (which Shirley Bassey could never resist). Later, she tried to clean the ring of black dust from around the tub, but
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4for the stars, but only when threatened with a gun. No, this neighborhood was not safe for Irishmen who were only used to fisticuffs and rash talk. He knew he'd have to move to a
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3by pulling a battery across the floor on an invisible string. "Damn my x-ray eyes!" the cyborg cried from under the barrel I had trapped it under, "they didn't detect that string!"
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3After a thorough Heimlich maneuver, I popped the iPhone out of his craw and we went crawfish hunting. The cruel crawfish laughed at our lack of pickles, but we had the last laugh
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6chased their car down the street, barking furiously, but was unable to bite their tires. She came back to the counter, panting. "I'm dog tired," she barked. I paid for the food and
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4..." Fudgey the Whale switched off the TV. He was sick to death of all the outlandish claims the candidates were making about each other. He wanted to live in peace in his
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5"I mean, all he had to do was stay in the damned capsule," Lt. Jerry rants, "Do you realize what that did to the British space program?" The counsel sits, looking at their hands
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2FAQ page, which will give you impertinent information that you didn't look for in the first place. Then go ask your mother. She will refer you to your father. Your father will
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1I followed the droplets and caught Jeb trying to scrub the corruption from his shoes. "They may smell different, but they're still corrupt," I informed him, but instead of
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1painted to match their pinstriped waiter uniforms. "Don't mess up again, and no-one need know that you're ex-cons, see?" Felon Frank told them. Inevitably, one of them would get
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3odds with reality. The butterflies formed a ring and lit upon Madge's head as an embarrassingly obvious coronation gesture to mark Madge's forgiving goddesshood. Oliver and Greg
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6"You're the only one who gets me, but you're a cyborg" Jakov said to me, ten times. "Yeah, yeah, I heard you the first time, ya big bag of chemicals," I said, and we both laughed
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1public libraries in Manila after he had thrown poo at the head librarian and ruined her severe hairdo. V the guerilla gorilla economist did his research online after that. What he