Finished Folds (4161—4180)
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4Holmes and the dragon from reaching their destination in time. It was little Rodney, whose mother always referred to him as "my little accident". Rodney stepped in front of the car
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3But Death had taken a wrong turn at the 7-11 and wound up at a Dairy Queen in Dewydale, and refused to ask for directions. Death's wife Doris sighed and went in to ask, herself.
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4how low my butt could drag, but let's just say it became acquainted with that canyon on the bottom of the ocean. How was it, then, that I was able to hoist it once again, in time
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3ghost of Alfred Hitchcock up on the time machine's monitor. "Good evening," said the ghost. "Yes, hello," said Wells, "have I reached the future?" "Please leave a message at the
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2I have yet to write it, but have all ready sold it to Huffin House. My agent calls every morning and pleads with me to write. The pressure is making me crazy. My mind was not
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2the media machine, which became over-filled quickly and started to run all over the floor. The robots, having slick metal feet, began to slip and slide, their soles rusting
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6singing such songs as "Sea Cruise" and "Rock the Boat". The Red Boat's owners loved me, but the audiences hated me and made me walk the plank. They called me a "wet back". Bigots.
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2It was there that he had met Spinski the couscous server and had fallen in love with her. Boris' old broken heart had healed as he digested her lively dish. He used to go there
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3His fourth volume was never finished, though pages of it were found with him at the bottom of a cliff where he met his end. Scholars tried to complete the work, but no-one could
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2The execution took place at the Hoover Dam. It took seventeen blindfolded policemen to kick the bound perpetrator off the wall and into the foamy water below. Everyone stared
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3"Hey Lady, can I have my ball back?" Lance asked her, but by then she knew too much, and could not let it go. She ran to the train station as he pursued her on his bike. The 7:15
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4stepped on an artichoke. "Have you no heart?" the crushed vegetable (or is it a fruit?) cried with its dying breath. Dulle scooped up the deceased artichoke and plopped it onto his
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3Stuck in the fray, the hand decided to toss out it's previous atheism and pray. At once, The Giant Slapping Hand of Allah appeared and smote all the hand's attackers in one fell
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5thrashing around violently. "Don't mind him," his assistant Brenda assured the audience,"it's for dramatic effect." Then Tommy Labeau went limp, hanging on the toilet's edge.
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2Dorcas, the self-proclaimed Fairy Queen of Etiquette was excruciatingly lowered from the rafters on pulleys badly in need of oil. "Language!" she said, before the ropes broke, and
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6judge's hands-down favorite. He sauntered down the catwalk, wearing only a Canadian Mountie's Hat and a low-slung holster. "The winner is Saviore Faire," the east German judge
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4regret your decision and climb out of the decay and go get yourself a decent job making full head rubber masks of Barbra Streisand at Schlomo's Custom Costumes. You'll be able to
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1I turned off the TV and ran straight down to Bargain Basement Brandy-o-rama, and bought a casket-load of Brannigan's Odorless Brandy for my next party, to which I invited no-one
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3we had finished off the bottle, Kato began dancing around with glee. "That was not ox wine," he chortled, "but hard ginger ale!" We ran for the Beano, but it was too late.
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0scraped out the last of the rancid treat to give to Aunt Claudia, who gulped it down in a trice and stood up to beg for more. "Sorry, old thing, but it's all gone," I said, as she