Finished Folds (4161—4180)
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3hooker convention. A siren blared in the distance. Suddenly i wanted to take it all back- the euphoria, the criminal acts, the time I slapped my Poppa back, the lies, the ruination
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1A great, lemony-fresh mushroom cloud appeared and from it emerged Mr. Clean. "I don't do toilets," Mr. Clean announced haughtily, "now that I've been made a lord." "You disgust me,
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4But before they could consult the Great Wiki, the Kraken's tendrils were upon them. "Looks like this is the end," Gorgeous George said to Google. "Did you mean [i]Trent?[/i]"
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4"Forgive me Father for I have sinned," he began, "it has been five minutes since my last confession." "Speak for yourself," said the dummy, but no-one heard his muffled voice.
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3The subject sat in the lobby, smoking cigarettes and pretending to read magazines, but after three hours it got up and left the experiment, sighing heavily and rolling its eyes.
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8and offered us Alpha-Bits cereal, which we didn't think was even made any more. Graciously we accepted the antique cereal, but later because it had expired in 1967. OK? OK.
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4expression, which suggested rage, a rage he did not feel in his heart, only saw in the mirror. Minions cringed at his gold slippered feet, trembling. He wondered if their books
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6-o game was really getting out of hand. Colonel Rumpcheeks ordered his men to fire, and Major Buttocks' men fell like only naked guys can fall. "Radio for replacements," Buttocks
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4in old grandad's slightly straining voice. "C'mere sonny boy," the voice seemed to say, and he walked toward it in the cave's darkness, which grew darker with each step. Bats flew
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5helper for clown meat." Bill looked at her, wondering why her nose was turning red and bulbous (like his own). Honey, you know what clown meat does to you," Bill told her, " I
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3Yes, even his teeth had fangs, which really startled his dentist, Dr. Oolong. Not only that, each fang had a cavity. Dr. Oolong was none too enthusiastic about breaking this news
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4His plane crashed in the desert, but since he had all ready cast aside all worries and fears, he decided to just stay and live out his days happily gazing at the cacti and sand.
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4stomped around the examining room tossing speculums and little knee-hammers thither and yon. His assistant burst into the room. "Dr. Tart!" she cried, "is someone having a seisure?
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2stumbled onto a barbaric scene: a Jackie's House of Clown Meat! "Holy Mother of Mike!" gasped the Nihilist as the clownburgers plooped out of the spigots in gloppy primary colors.
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5finally separated from her husband Morris despite everyone's disbelief and went to open a Russian Tea Room in West Virginia. Lyla was later sued for serving over-steeped tea to
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6the directions. Nikita staggered to her car and drove to the location. Sure enough, hundreds of Rolands had been manufactured and were sitting around looking at National Geographic
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3and thanked Mattel that Barbie's figure would never sag, not without a blowtorch. Not that they could ever "do it" or anything, since they were both smooth in the swimsuit area.
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4time, Buckos. At word of her fiancee's demise, the bride was secretly relieved, as were her bridesmaids, who were spared the embarrassment of having to wear dark green poufy gowns.
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3By the time you get to this line in the fine print, it is almost certainly guaranteed that you will be blind, so everything else is blah-blah. So just sign and go right to heck.
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0cocktails served in teeny, squirrel-sized martini glasses. After being stoned by golf-balls and poisoned drinks, the squirrels did not die, but swore revenge on every bird-feeder