Finished Folds (4181—4200)
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3I had not even left the house to buy a new bra and had to fashion one out of two Chinese Take-out boxes with their handles entwined, which looked odd under a sweater, but offered
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4vegetarian sensibilities. But being under contract meant that if they needed a beet or a cabbage to wear a cement over coat, then that's what I had to accomplish, even if it hurt
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1found a large, dead grasshopper astride a freshly opened can of vienna sausages." I had to turn off the radio. It was too horrible. My friend Gunther was dead! I sat on
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2Yeah, that's right. It was the guy with the nose. He's been nothing but trouble ever since he hit town. He's robbed the circus surplus supply store of all it's clown noses and
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5when it lead me into a Creepy Tent full of jealous clowns who felt that my nose drew attention away from theirs and tried to sue me for indecent nostrils, but the judge had thrown
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6"Putin! Put that thing away before you kill someone!" Hawking exclaimed with as much emotion as technology provided for him. Vlad returned the weapon to his pants and began to weep
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3This severely pissed off the other vegetables, who felt that potatoes were technically a fruit and even though they were cool with that, they didn't want to be associated with them
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4slap that Linus for his unsanitary ways," the kid blubbered. "Don't slap Linus!" his kid brother pleaded. "Oh relax, he's just a cartoon," said the kid, slapping the newspaper and
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2my wedding or privately at my honeymoon. Either way, I knew that sooner or later I would marry that clown, against the advice of my friends and family. Passion killers!
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1I assumed she meant that she had to powder her nose. I stood there for a few hours waiting for her return, then decided that she wasn't my type anyway and went to Putrinelli's Bar
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3-ant disco poses in a last-ditch effort to stop from being crushed. The monks stopped chanting at the last moment, sparing them, then left the hall silently, casting stern looks.
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3t of my life. I love spaghetti! Soon the carb-rich meal made me strong, and I was able to leap off the plate before it went into the dishwasher. With suparhuman strength, I
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7if you have a change of heart, you'll come back here and make me Mrs. Betty Manatee." Det. Manatee smiled sadly, knowing that this was never to be, but said "Sure, kid, sure." It
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6uptight to admit to his family that his wife had left, and pretended that his wife had turned into one of the ear mites. "I toldja she was no good," said JMan's mother, who had
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4She finally found them, all playing "sardines" down in the snack room closet. Their faces were orange with Cheetos crumbs, their nice suits ruined. "What's a chairman to do?" she
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3The plausible 3 foot tall magic toad ignored the money in the vault and instead got its tongue stuck on the flypaper that hung by the teller's station. He was unable to speak
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3Their hooked shapes linking one to another like plastic Barrel of Monkeys monkeys, the question marks climbed out the window, leaving us to wonder where they could have gone.
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2fell short of expectations, much like the toad who was hired to eat the garden slugs. But being a magic toad, I guess he just felt he had better things to do. Such abuse of power.
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4Leave out in the garden. This will take care of your slug problem.
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4But not as painful as Suparman's gut after eating all that cheese and washing it down with beer. The resultant toxic winds seared Matropolis, leaving it a torrid wasteland.