Finished Folds (4201—4220)
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3their manes up or they'll bite you, but it's no big whoop because, being aged 738, the lions had no teeth. But their age helped them look fierce as they guarded Gazzaville's arch
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3roles at the same time, as long as both roles were that of apes. He chose the roles of J. Fred Muggs and Debbie the Space Chimp from Lost in Space as his thesis performance.
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7on going to my grave as well. The TV and I faced off like Suma wrestlers, stomping around the living room grimacing at eachother. "Someone call the police!" the phone screamed
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4looked at the watch on his paw and said "Oh crap! It's game night! I'm late!" and trotted off to Ted's house. I was glad he was gone, as he smelled really gnarly on account of all
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2his superior genes, but his vision was so bad that he didn't know he was talking to a small plastic drunk leaning on a lamp post with the word "BAR" printed on it. He felt a
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1by starving children in Sri Lanka who would kill for just one of the bonbons Beatrice had eaten in order to need liposuction. Dr. Novuski hooked up the equipment and threw the
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4She soon forgot this insight as Santa began to speak. She had always loved Santa. So generous. She gazed up into his clear blue eyes and saw that someone was flying a kite in them.
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4Sure, there was flowers and food, but no corpse that the side chicks could see. Only a long aisle, at the end of which the neckbeards stood, beaming, next to a preacher. Their
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3with some crotchet she had been working on recently, she crept out to the Creepy Tent. "I'd like to join the Creepy Circus," she said to the Ringmaster. "Running away, eh?" he
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3Karen squished it, thinking it was a mosquito. Karen took her collected wits and shuffled to the door. "I'm leaving, as if anyone notices," she mumbled. Outside, the hotdog man
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5Mom admonished me for being a slob and making more laundry for her, but I found it easier to change into something clean than learn to use a spoon. Society's standards were
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5She slay the dragon and stood victoriously over it's slumped body. Tearing off her virtual reality goggles, she noticed that she had actually slain her boss, Mr. Parcheesy, who
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3In the aftermath, they decided to sugarcoat everything, just as a change of pace. They even sugar coated sugar cubes, which some say was going a bit too far, but it proved to be a
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4invited to those sorts of things. Dejectedly, they wended their way down the sad, wet streets, singing songs of which they only knew the first four words. Enraged hookers threw
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2"So you wish to join us, do you?" the leader replied to her request, his eyes dancing the jitterbug in their sockets, "Well, first you must prove allegiance. Bring me the hair of
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3a six pairs of Star Wars underwear and his Captain America pajamas. He looked forward to Nerdfest each year because it was the only time he could ever get a girl to talk to him. He
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4We agreed, but only because Delaney asked politely and because we were desperate. Anton was absolutely no help at all while I scrambled the eggs and wiped down the counters. I told
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5Little children in the backs of station wagons gazed up at me in awe, hoping that someday they might be a tollbooth operator, too. My register was filled with quarters, dollars,
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11The customs officials opened the suitcase, and the heroine leapt out and kicked them all in the face like Wonder Woman, and hurried off to save the orphans from the evil villain
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3, he stumbled and the pizza landed face-down on the sidewalk. "Hraaaargh!" Hraaaargh wailed at the horrible sight of his ruined dinner as Usain laughed maniacally in the distance.