Finished Folds (4201—4220)
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6judge's hands-down favorite. He sauntered down the catwalk, wearing only a Canadian Mountie's Hat and a low-slung holster. "The winner is Saviore Faire," the east German judge
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4regret your decision and climb out of the decay and go get yourself a decent job making full head rubber masks of Barbra Streisand at Schlomo's Custom Costumes. You'll be able to
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1I turned off the TV and ran straight down to Bargain Basement Brandy-o-rama, and bought a casket-load of Brannigan's Odorless Brandy for my next party, to which I invited no-one
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3we had finished off the bottle, Kato began dancing around with glee. "That was not ox wine," he chortled, "but hard ginger ale!" We ran for the Beano, but it was too late.
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0scraped out the last of the rancid treat to give to Aunt Claudia, who gulped it down in a trice and stood up to beg for more. "Sorry, old thing, but it's all gone," I said, as she
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2Yes, she is giving bagpipe lessons to the hard-of-thinking, and making rather a good salary, from what I hear. People line up every day to pay her a quarter and get a half-hour
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4flung at my poor cranium in an attempt to finish off my poor brain. Luckily, my brain was quicker than it was sexy, and I dodged the blow. I sued her for attempted murder and she
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2about kitchen utensils with faces?" The Nutcracker had never been so insulted, and pirouetted himself through the floor. The Rat King leapt down after him, floor after floor.
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2it said was "YES". "You may now kiss the board," said the minister. It tasted like masonite, but it didn't matter. "Oh Ouija Board, You've made me the happiest person on earth," I
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9my gallbladder for 500 points. Dr. Wikid then gave me a tilt, making the pinball nestle into my clavicle. My eyes lit up and he got a free game. By this time I was feeling much
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6Let's just say that what was said in Battish was an equivalent of the word "guano", and in this case was used in a derogatory sense. People from miles around were offended, and
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4The food at Starbase E:64 was terrible though, and made his blue skin go all chartreuse, a color that made Cron all the more queazy. Tribble burgers! Ugh. He asked for a transfer
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2Up at the podium, he stared out into the vast crowds and spoke a silent prayer that there was bullet-proof glass in front of him. Their eyes shone like gun barrels in the darkness
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3I had not even left the house to buy a new bra and had to fashion one out of two Chinese Take-out boxes with their handles entwined, which looked odd under a sweater, but offered
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4vegetarian sensibilities. But being under contract meant that if they needed a beet or a cabbage to wear a cement over coat, then that's what I had to accomplish, even if it hurt
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1found a large, dead grasshopper astride a freshly opened can of vienna sausages." I had to turn off the radio. It was too horrible. My friend Gunther was dead! I sat on
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2Yeah, that's right. It was the guy with the nose. He's been nothing but trouble ever since he hit town. He's robbed the circus surplus supply store of all it's clown noses and
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5when it lead me into a Creepy Tent full of jealous clowns who felt that my nose drew attention away from theirs and tried to sue me for indecent nostrils, but the judge had thrown
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6"Putin! Put that thing away before you kill someone!" Hawking exclaimed with as much emotion as technology provided for him. Vlad returned the weapon to his pants and began to weep
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3This severely pissed off the other vegetables, who felt that potatoes were technically a fruit and even though they were cool with that, they didn't want to be associated with them