Finished Folds (4221—4240)
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4slap that Linus for his unsanitary ways," the kid blubbered. "Don't slap Linus!" his kid brother pleaded. "Oh relax, he's just a cartoon," said the kid, slapping the newspaper and
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2my wedding or privately at my honeymoon. Either way, I knew that sooner or later I would marry that clown, against the advice of my friends and family. Passion killers!
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1I assumed she meant that she had to powder her nose. I stood there for a few hours waiting for her return, then decided that she wasn't my type anyway and went to Putrinelli's Bar
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3-ant disco poses in a last-ditch effort to stop from being crushed. The monks stopped chanting at the last moment, sparing them, then left the hall silently, casting stern looks.
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3t of my life. I love spaghetti! Soon the carb-rich meal made me strong, and I was able to leap off the plate before it went into the dishwasher. With suparhuman strength, I
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7if you have a change of heart, you'll come back here and make me Mrs. Betty Manatee." Det. Manatee smiled sadly, knowing that this was never to be, but said "Sure, kid, sure." It
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6uptight to admit to his family that his wife had left, and pretended that his wife had turned into one of the ear mites. "I toldja she was no good," said JMan's mother, who had
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4She finally found them, all playing "sardines" down in the snack room closet. Their faces were orange with Cheetos crumbs, their nice suits ruined. "What's a chairman to do?" she
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3The plausible 3 foot tall magic toad ignored the money in the vault and instead got its tongue stuck on the flypaper that hung by the teller's station. He was unable to speak
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3Their hooked shapes linking one to another like plastic Barrel of Monkeys monkeys, the question marks climbed out the window, leaving us to wonder where they could have gone.
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2fell short of expectations, much like the toad who was hired to eat the garden slugs. But being a magic toad, I guess he just felt he had better things to do. Such abuse of power.
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4Leave out in the garden. This will take care of your slug problem.
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4But not as painful as Suparman's gut after eating all that cheese and washing it down with beer. The resultant toxic winds seared Matropolis, leaving it a torrid wasteland.
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3their manes up or they'll bite you, but it's no big whoop because, being aged 738, the lions had no teeth. But their age helped them look fierce as they guarded Gazzaville's arch
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3roles at the same time, as long as both roles were that of apes. He chose the roles of J. Fred Muggs and Debbie the Space Chimp from Lost in Space as his thesis performance.
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7on going to my grave as well. The TV and I faced off like Suma wrestlers, stomping around the living room grimacing at eachother. "Someone call the police!" the phone screamed
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4looked at the watch on his paw and said "Oh crap! It's game night! I'm late!" and trotted off to Ted's house. I was glad he was gone, as he smelled really gnarly on account of all
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2his superior genes, but his vision was so bad that he didn't know he was talking to a small plastic drunk leaning on a lamp post with the word "BAR" printed on it. He felt a
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1by starving children in Sri Lanka who would kill for just one of the bonbons Beatrice had eaten in order to need liposuction. Dr. Novuski hooked up the equipment and threw the
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4She soon forgot this insight as Santa began to speak. She had always loved Santa. So generous. She gazed up into his clear blue eyes and saw that someone was flying a kite in them.