Finished Folds (4221—4240)
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3In the aftermath, they decided to sugarcoat everything, just as a change of pace. They even sugar coated sugar cubes, which some say was going a bit too far, but it proved to be a
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4invited to those sorts of things. Dejectedly, they wended their way down the sad, wet streets, singing songs of which they only knew the first four words. Enraged hookers threw
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2"So you wish to join us, do you?" the leader replied to her request, his eyes dancing the jitterbug in their sockets, "Well, first you must prove allegiance. Bring me the hair of
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3a six pairs of Star Wars underwear and his Captain America pajamas. He looked forward to Nerdfest each year because it was the only time he could ever get a girl to talk to him. He
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4We agreed, but only because Delaney asked politely and because we were desperate. Anton was absolutely no help at all while I scrambled the eggs and wiped down the counters. I told
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5Little children in the backs of station wagons gazed up at me in awe, hoping that someday they might be a tollbooth operator, too. My register was filled with quarters, dollars,
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11The customs officials opened the suitcase, and the heroine leapt out and kicked them all in the face like Wonder Woman, and hurried off to save the orphans from the evil villain
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3, he stumbled and the pizza landed face-down on the sidewalk. "Hraaaargh!" Hraaaargh wailed at the horrible sight of his ruined dinner as Usain laughed maniacally in the distance.
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2played one on TV and liked the kids a lot, and they liked him. Pete's ex-wife later secretly divorced the roofer and married her brother to be with her kids, who didn't like her.
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14into a cab and went to the nearest vegetarian nudist colony and begged to be taken in. The vegetarian nun at the door frowned at their bloody aprons and released the beets on them.
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5"I'm on the sunny side," said Umbrella #2. The two umbrellas hopped along in silence, too depressed to speak. "Try to open up a little," suggested Umbrella #1. Umbrella #2 would
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3His wings were in the wastebasket, having been clipped off by a giant fly, who was laughing and rolling all 700 of its eyes at once. He tried to run, but his feet were stuck in gum
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4Eventually the ad was discovered to be highly offensive to some countries on one of Neptune's moons, and was pulled. I lost my job and now have to live in the shoe of luxury.
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2Enrique passed out when his head hit the dumpster and he awoke hours later, on a scow headed out to sea. The seagulls were laughing in his face and picking orts out of his hair
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2After the Mad Cow was safely turned into hamburger and fed to the orphans, Sir Loin and Ground Beef came out of hiding and took the first flight to Salisbury, where they were sure
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5find Mr. Tea sitting there alone, sipping Oolong from a cup, his pinkie raised. "I pity the fool that over-steeps his leaves," Mr. Tea snarled as they approached. Clearly,
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1like me NOW?" he uttered, wondering if that was indeed iambic pentameter. All the while, the poetry police were on his tail, accusing him of writing sloppily, like Woab, and
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1Cheetah the chimpanzee was very excited about the e-book. "Eee! EEEEE!" she said, but was disappointed to find that she couldn't read any of the words, and smashed her cell phone
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0laboratory, and they both were becoming obese from all the treats and very little exercise. When we ran out treats, the dogs looked at the lab rats, drooling copiously into little
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2drugs and it would all make such cosmic sense to them at the time. The next morning however, it was all "Whoo, what were we thinking?" Still, their theories were repeated on