Finished Folds (4241—4260)
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4Sure, there was flowers and food, but no corpse that the side chicks could see. Only a long aisle, at the end of which the neckbeards stood, beaming, next to a preacher. Their
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3with some crotchet she had been working on recently, she crept out to the Creepy Tent. "I'd like to join the Creepy Circus," she said to the Ringmaster. "Running away, eh?" he
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3Karen squished it, thinking it was a mosquito. Karen took her collected wits and shuffled to the door. "I'm leaving, as if anyone notices," she mumbled. Outside, the hotdog man
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5Mom admonished me for being a slob and making more laundry for her, but I found it easier to change into something clean than learn to use a spoon. Society's standards were
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5She slay the dragon and stood victoriously over it's slumped body. Tearing off her virtual reality goggles, she noticed that she had actually slain her boss, Mr. Parcheesy, who
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3In the aftermath, they decided to sugarcoat everything, just as a change of pace. They even sugar coated sugar cubes, which some say was going a bit too far, but it proved to be a
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4invited to those sorts of things. Dejectedly, they wended their way down the sad, wet streets, singing songs of which they only knew the first four words. Enraged hookers threw
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2"So you wish to join us, do you?" the leader replied to her request, his eyes dancing the jitterbug in their sockets, "Well, first you must prove allegiance. Bring me the hair of
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3a six pairs of Star Wars underwear and his Captain America pajamas. He looked forward to Nerdfest each year because it was the only time he could ever get a girl to talk to him. He
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4We agreed, but only because Delaney asked politely and because we were desperate. Anton was absolutely no help at all while I scrambled the eggs and wiped down the counters. I told
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5Little children in the backs of station wagons gazed up at me in awe, hoping that someday they might be a tollbooth operator, too. My register was filled with quarters, dollars,
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11The customs officials opened the suitcase, and the heroine leapt out and kicked them all in the face like Wonder Woman, and hurried off to save the orphans from the evil villain
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3, he stumbled and the pizza landed face-down on the sidewalk. "Hraaaargh!" Hraaaargh wailed at the horrible sight of his ruined dinner as Usain laughed maniacally in the distance.
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2played one on TV and liked the kids a lot, and they liked him. Pete's ex-wife later secretly divorced the roofer and married her brother to be with her kids, who didn't like her.
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14into a cab and went to the nearest vegetarian nudist colony and begged to be taken in. The vegetarian nun at the door frowned at their bloody aprons and released the beets on them.
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5"I'm on the sunny side," said Umbrella #2. The two umbrellas hopped along in silence, too depressed to speak. "Try to open up a little," suggested Umbrella #1. Umbrella #2 would
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3His wings were in the wastebasket, having been clipped off by a giant fly, who was laughing and rolling all 700 of its eyes at once. He tried to run, but his feet were stuck in gum
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4Eventually the ad was discovered to be highly offensive to some countries on one of Neptune's moons, and was pulled. I lost my job and now have to live in the shoe of luxury.
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2Enrique passed out when his head hit the dumpster and he awoke hours later, on a scow headed out to sea. The seagulls were laughing in his face and picking orts out of his hair
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2After the Mad Cow was safely turned into hamburger and fed to the orphans, Sir Loin and Ground Beef came out of hiding and took the first flight to Salisbury, where they were sure