Finished Folds (4241—4260)
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1Goofy chased the airbus as far as he could, barking pathetically. "Just see if they get my vote," he growled at the plane as it disappeared into the smog over Cleveland. Homeless
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3was best served hot, with a generous dollop of sour cream and maybe some chopped chives for color. So the king ordered the firing squad to go before the firing squad, which
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3But tickets to the indoor ski resort made him even more sad. Blinded, he decided to stand in traffic and sing songs, holding an empty Cheetos bag in which to collect change.
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7his neck out the window to see the flying squirrel zooming over head and landing beside a moose. I was so excited that I leapt from my bed and walked for the first time in ages,
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2then into a waltz, endorsing her back side even as we danced, which made my signature a bit uneven and unacceptable to her. After a quick shower she made me redo it, but even then
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6He would put an iPad under each armpit to absorb the moisture that they would emit whenever he spotted a Pokemon. The iPads did little to help, but they made him feel so important
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6The only person that could help us was Cardinal Boytango, the crooked ex-priest. He knew Bee Goode and her army of ants well, and knew her weak spots. He devised a plan so
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2edge toward the door. The 2nd banana noticed my attempted escape and threw his peel on the floor. I slid down the hall and through the window, falling though a striped awning and
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2"The Emperor has no clothes, and no WiFi," said an innocent little child, who had been watching the whole thing. "Shut your foul mouth," said the police, and arrested the kid for
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2Later, when Hardcore Henry had made billions, I regretted my choice to flee the scene, as I felt that my contribution had made it such a hit, and my hit had made such a smash.
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2snub him at the Foxfire Country Club the following evening. Well, he would show them snubbing, he would. He arrived at the Club wearing his grapeskin pants, the only ones of their
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1was a master of the art of dumpster foraging, and aside from gastritis and the resultant colostomy bag, had survived quite well. Tibbs had earned millions in trading, but still
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6curse involved with possessing the helix stone, but its temptation of power was too much for Lance to resist. His fingers closed around it like tentacles and before he knew it, he
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6however, were not happy with her presence, and her choice of music, let alone her pistol-whipping method of getting her way. So late one night when they could hear her snoring
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3He was nude, and late for class. He was running down the hallway, hopelessly lost. Suddenly a bell went off! He awoke to find that eBay had finally notified him of a bid! He jumped
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3(Insert Cliff Robertson joke here.) His distractive walking distracted many drivers and pedestrians alike and caused dreadful accidents. The police asked him not to walk like that,
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5This would turn off many women, but Train Girl was different. "Read me the estimated times of arrival for the Detroit Station again," she purred, moving closer to him than he had
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2redundant to say so, however. So where were we? Oh yes. Colonel Rumpcheeks had just refused to serve his wine to a busload of alcoholic Republican conventioneers on the grounds
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5to scream at the top of her lungs to be sure he heard her. "OH GREAT WISE AND DIABETIC OWL," she hollered, her face turning purple, "WHATEVER SHALL I DO?" The owl hooted
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4She loved the music of Yes, but found them very challenging to work with in the studio because they were very particular. "No, no, no!" they would shout after each take,