Finished Folds (4261—4280)
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3Details! In the end it was proven that it was not he, but she that had done it. But by that time she had started a new life in a foreign country under the name of Wumba-Wumba.
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1But the troll who lived under the bridge grabbed the cyclist and added him to his billy-goat stew, which turned out great, once you strained out the spandex and hooves.
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3production. Maybe they could just demote JC to the chorus, or something. Except JC could not dance worth a fig and would probably quit the show. They decided to drink a lot and
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6had he simply been very successful at the goldfish bowl game at the county fair? By now the goldfish were beginning to gasp and I had to get them into water fast. Looking around, I
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4The jagged edges made for a rough suppository experience. I decided instead to just hollow out the giant suppository and use it for a vacation home in the mountains, far away from
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2A sandal from Biblical times. A tiny scarlet zapatito from 1887. A royal Chinese slipper from the tenth century. He dipped his feet into the jetty and came up shod. One platform
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4On the way to the Ferry he had robbed the Flaubert the Florist so he had plenty of cash from the sale of all those roses. Flaubert was flabbergasted, but the graveyard was scented
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3But now Mack, he spends just like a sailor. Can it be our boy has got a rash? You bet he does, and that's why his nose is brown. It'll take a fortune in Rash-O brand rash cream to
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4But Mad Max always managed to get into the liquor cabinet anyway, and the consumption of alcohol that always ensued did nothing to quell his road rage. But after the fifth of
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3Then he huffed and he puffed and he blew Cornfed Pig's house down, which was embarrassing because Cornfed Pig had been taking a shower at the time. The wolf dude stole a silver
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0the name of Dr. Siughjgky himself! Indeed, the fiend had impersonated the good doctor and had given patients incredibly bad advice, such as "Always keep a cicada under your tongue
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0caught you tailing me," trumpeted the Elephant Seal, "I would trumpet!" "Good lord!" gasped Det. Manatee as he tried in vain to cover his ear-holes with his flippers. Then with a
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8Come into the fold, sibling, and be folded. We will attend to your every need and also empty your bank account for yea, you're the blessed, as we can tell by the folds on your face
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1newt, leg of newt, sinus tissue of newt... "All we got is newts," the head Millinium witch wailed, " isn't there anything else to work with?" The other witches scattered, looking
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9a strip joint. I told the kids that the ladies were just getting out of their clothes so they could put on their bathing suits. To music. "Fun, eh kids?" I asked them as the
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7all he could manage, and these did not ever get Cthulhu to a REM state. Manatee trick to slip a sedative into Cthulhu's coca, but instead slipped on the rug and the drug landed in
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2was Orangina and tried to drink it from those bulbous little bottles. Weird guy. Shrub's pet goat was enjoying its freedom from Shrub, and was under the porch giggling softly to
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1But the next day was the Norm's 20th birthday, and we all went down to the driveby Cake-Thru and ordered Smith Island Cakes and ate them in the car. It was an orgy of frosting
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5other guy's pail, and soon Harold would be off duty. You decided to lay low in your tank, biding your time but soon the smell of fish had you up and performing for the four o'clock
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2last chance with Hortense and was not about to blow it. I put out the dog and the cigar, poured the booze down the toilet and brushed my teeth so hard that my gums bled. But I