Finished Folds (4261—4280)
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5find Mr. Tea sitting there alone, sipping Oolong from a cup, his pinkie raised. "I pity the fool that over-steeps his leaves," Mr. Tea snarled as they approached. Clearly,
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1like me NOW?" he uttered, wondering if that was indeed iambic pentameter. All the while, the poetry police were on his tail, accusing him of writing sloppily, like Woab, and
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1Cheetah the chimpanzee was very excited about the e-book. "Eee! EEEEE!" she said, but was disappointed to find that she couldn't read any of the words, and smashed her cell phone
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0laboratory, and they both were becoming obese from all the treats and very little exercise. When we ran out treats, the dogs looked at the lab rats, drooling copiously into little
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2drugs and it would all make such cosmic sense to them at the time. The next morning however, it was all "Whoo, what were we thinking?" Still, their theories were repeated on
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1Goofy chased the airbus as far as he could, barking pathetically. "Just see if they get my vote," he growled at the plane as it disappeared into the smog over Cleveland. Homeless
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3was best served hot, with a generous dollop of sour cream and maybe some chopped chives for color. So the king ordered the firing squad to go before the firing squad, which
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3But tickets to the indoor ski resort made him even more sad. Blinded, he decided to stand in traffic and sing songs, holding an empty Cheetos bag in which to collect change.
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7his neck out the window to see the flying squirrel zooming over head and landing beside a moose. I was so excited that I leapt from my bed and walked for the first time in ages,
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2then into a waltz, endorsing her back side even as we danced, which made my signature a bit uneven and unacceptable to her. After a quick shower she made me redo it, but even then
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6He would put an iPad under each armpit to absorb the moisture that they would emit whenever he spotted a Pokemon. The iPads did little to help, but they made him feel so important
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6The only person that could help us was Cardinal Boytango, the crooked ex-priest. He knew Bee Goode and her army of ants well, and knew her weak spots. He devised a plan so
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2edge toward the door. The 2nd banana noticed my attempted escape and threw his peel on the floor. I slid down the hall and through the window, falling though a striped awning and
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2"The Emperor has no clothes, and no WiFi," said an innocent little child, who had been watching the whole thing. "Shut your foul mouth," said the police, and arrested the kid for
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2Later, when Hardcore Henry had made billions, I regretted my choice to flee the scene, as I felt that my contribution had made it such a hit, and my hit had made such a smash.
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2snub him at the Foxfire Country Club the following evening. Well, he would show them snubbing, he would. He arrived at the Club wearing his grapeskin pants, the only ones of their
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1was a master of the art of dumpster foraging, and aside from gastritis and the resultant colostomy bag, had survived quite well. Tibbs had earned millions in trading, but still
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6curse involved with possessing the helix stone, but its temptation of power was too much for Lance to resist. His fingers closed around it like tentacles and before he knew it, he
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6however, were not happy with her presence, and her choice of music, let alone her pistol-whipping method of getting her way. So late one night when they could hear her snoring
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3He was nude, and late for class. He was running down the hallway, hopelessly lost. Suddenly a bell went off! He awoke to find that eBay had finally notified him of a bid! He jumped