Finished Folds (4281—4300)
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1stricken from the books and the judge called a recess for the purpose of drinking all the Scotch he had hidden in his chambers for a rainy day. When the trial resumed, the lass
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1They rocked down to Electric Avenue. At some point one of the parachutes caught fire and Nanoboy had to jump into a pail of pale ale. "How am I going to explain this to Mom?" he
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3only does what Bjorn wants to do, and so the Swedish meatballs came out tasting like Swedish Fish, which of course are never eaten by Swedes. "Smooth move, Sven," taunted Bjork.
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0punching him in the face only a quahog could love. In fact, teenaged quahogs had posters of his face all over their walls. But not after this incident, which cut that career short.
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6It had to have been a choosy father then, that had done the deed. His gaze gave the stink-eye to each of the suspect's photographs until it landed on Landrew Landau, with whom he
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2Boingeaux the French Clown had a 5 o'clock shadow that was only visible through the white greasepaint at close range. Abigail had been that close, and wanted to get closer, but
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2Her majesty had been in a bad temper all morning, due to her new, strict diet. She gave orders to the fusiliers to obliterate the castle kitchen so that she could order carry-out
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1From somewhere in Chung's childhood he remembered a cartoon character named Stromboli. A huge, evil Italian guy. Nothing edible. By now Chung had become quite hungry. He went
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1instantly located them. They were in Flipper's secret stash at Marineland. Don't let anyone tell you that dolphins aren't smart. They're too smart. Flipper refused to return them
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6the idea of a food fight at The Last Supper was rather creative, I had to admit. Finally seeing the genius in the piece, I raised my paddle and made a bid for $4. I won.
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1I was screwed, because I could not think straight any more. Maybe the answer was to think backwards. ?that do to I was how buT
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4they gave up detective work and became beatniks. They played bongoes and never bathed again and made art that looked like trash and wore eye liner and never looked back. The End.
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2Some guy on stage interrupted the Blue Clyde concert to inform us that some poorly manufactured acid had been handed out, and that they were sorry, and then he turned into Henry
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1kissed while drunk at a party and later found out was Ronald McDonald. I had to wash my mouth out with anti-clown rinse to remove the flavor of grease and wilted lettuce. Burgers
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3something very, very naughty indeed, which I shan't honor with revealing at this time. Suffice to say it'd get you kicked out of finishing school, and you'd be finished. Finished!
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3being Head Quahog on an asteroid that no-one had ever heard of, and there was a pension plan. This worked out pretty well for Duncan until drones were invented. After that, pffft.
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2the history of a tiny asteroid known to Earth Scientists only as HY59R. The quahogs there had just held their first election for a leader, but no-one else cared. Schlomo the
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4in your spice cabinet. Drop that celery salt! Everyone uses that. Be creative. She'll be cumin 'round the mountain, they say. Dill death us do part. Cayenne if you can. Deviled egg
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3That was because Gus the bear was so huge you wouldn't think of beating him, just getting out of there quick. He even gave Lady Gaga the fantods, and she's a tough cookie. Gus wept
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4to the future, the proprietor strolled down the pesticides aisle, and people followed him, like sea monkeys follow a flashlight. Down to the shampoo aisle they followed, and onward